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Dangerous Dan McGrew

With apologies to Robert W. Service who wrote The Shooting of Dan McGrew”.


A ribald poem -Dangerous Dan McGrew

They were whooping it up

At Yukon Halls

A guy by the juke box

Was scratching his rusty balls

A man named Pete had his hand

On the cunt of a girl named Sue

Just inside the back door

Sat Dangerous Dan McGrew

And there on the floor

Lay a flea-bitten whore

The lady known as Lou

From out of the night as black as a bitch

A stranger strode through the door

His face was as red as a mad monkey’s ass

And his passion within him burned

He fondled his hard prick in such a way

That it made everyone’s ass holes squirm

THE LIGHTS WENT OUT!

The stranger sprang in the dark!

Amid shrieks and groans, farts and moans

His donnicker found its mark

The lights came back on

And the stranger stood

With a satisfied look on his pan

And there, on the floor

With his ass hole tore

Lay poor old corn-holed Dan

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Comments(10)

deeanna
Posted 11 Jan 2014 12:01
I liked your rendition, that Dan just lived so hard! Ha ha.
lynda3
Posted 05 Oct 2013 15:06
poor ripped up Dan
emersonbosworth
Posted 14 Sep 2013 13:33
Loved Robert Service's poems and stories, I think he would of liked your copy.
tastydds
Posted 28 May 2013 16:00
Love Robert Service… reminded me of a poem of his about a whore… uh, forgot the name it's been a while since I cracked my anthology open.

Funny stuff here!

buttercup2u
Posted 27 May 2013 04:49
hahahaha...Poor old Dan! Fun to read even funnier mental picture formed in my mind! Thanks for the grins!

Mazza
Posted 25 May 2013 07:52
Hee Hee, that was great, sweetie!!
Top marks!

VanGogh
Posted 04 Feb 2013 21:25
So creative!! I smiled through the entire thing!

ShyVixen
Posted 03 Feb 2013 05:39
A fun, clever piece!
MissyLuvsYa
Posted 29 Jan 2013 17:47
This really made me laugh Phil. So creative. Thanks!!!!

Buz
Posted 28 Jan 2013 18:36
Loved it!
 

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