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I Lost My Penis

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Just a bit of whimsy on a dull day. My mind is wandering again.
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I lost my penis.
I don’t know where it is.
I held it in my hand,
When I took my morning whiz.

My ardent lover
Had it in her mouth
Just before
We moved it south.

I pushed and pulled
And felt so right
As I put it in
Her pussy so tight.

Her legs wrapped round me
Felt like I would explode.
Her pussy hugged me
As I blew my load.

We lay together
Hugging and kissing
I felt it there
It wasn’t missing

I went to shower
Wash and rinse
That’s when I noticed
Haven’t seen it since.

That explains it all
Like George on the Seinfeld Show
That Shrinkage Factor
Made it go.

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Isca
Posted 11 Nov 2012 09:24
You just made my day...thanks

Hotstuff
Posted 10 Nov 2012 11:38
I loved your poem it made me giggle..thanks for that..ily

Sofietouchu
Posted 04 Nov 2012 15:46
Your mind wanders quite well
( laughing )

mymaria
Posted 03 Nov 2012 16:09
Such a funny poem. Love you froggie

Nips
Posted 03 Nov 2012 03:48
well funny loved it cal xx

crazydiamond
Posted 03 Nov 2012 01:37
Ha! That made me giggle! Nice one!

summerjones
Posted 02 Nov 2012 21:14
Lol, ur so cute daddy I loved it

Shylass
Posted 02 Nov 2012 20:07
Hee hee hee!

DLizze
Posted 02 Nov 2012 19:42
cold - the universal equalizer - "Can you say, 'turtle', children?" he asked in his best Mr. Rogers voice.

LauraLee_sugah
Posted 02 Nov 2012 19:34

thailanddave
Posted 02 Nov 2012 18:08
what fun you can have in the shower the frogs cock has turned back into a tadpole ha ha good laugh time

Sensei
Posted 02 Nov 2012 17:15
At first I thought perhaps this was an homage to Detachable Penis, but no.

gentfarmer
Posted 02 Nov 2012 15:51
hilarious

perkynipples
Posted 02 Nov 2012 14:29
Cal we all know the wee one doesn't stay hidden long. he just needs a little nap to rejuvenate.

artistmda
Posted 02 Nov 2012 10:49
BEST PENIS POEM...EVER!

seemywowzza
Posted 02 Nov 2012 09:52
lmao! good one my friend!

rolandloops
Posted 02 Nov 2012 08:51
Poor little turtle must be scared. Pulled in it's head to hide in its shell. Pet it to encourage it and see how it fared. But at my age it just says "go to hell".

Jeri
Posted 02 Nov 2012 08:35
Very good, cold showers will do it every time. Real good for a morning laugh.
 

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