There is a certain weariness to everyday life;

The normal, the humdrum, the trouble of strife. 

Then along comes Christmas and the gift wrapped blow jobs,

The celebratory sex, the festive fucking.

And there I am again, cumming like a newly discovered oil well

Showering you with my love

Spraying you with my spunk. 

Oh, happy day. 

Joy to the world

For I have cum.