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Magical Alley Cat

Magical "Alley" Cat

Posting on the threads,
that I imagine he dreads.
He wasn't around for long,
probably went back to his bong.

I noticed him right away,
the Author who knows his prey.

The company he keeps,
is among the elite.
All well established,
even on the street.

His friends are loyal, intelligent and witty.
They call him Jack,
not the black kitty.

Did you know I would wander,
and look all around,
for that Magical cat called Felix,
until he was found?

Call it stalking, lurking, or creeping about.
I like reading his comments,
that's without a doubt.

Jack lives near the Valley,
where it's clean and green,
but he prefers it "in the Alley",
where it's a whole different scene.

You see, Jack likes the crack.
Not the crack you smoke,
but the kind you can poke.

So, when he calls me Anal Heart,
it's no surprise.
But he knows its Angel Heart,
and I don't want to improvise.

His comments in threads,
although witty and wise,
leave those who don't get him,
wanting to cut him to size.

There's this genuine confidence,
that sets him apart.
He's sexy, appealing, and
oh, so smart.

After reading his stories,
I became a fan.
He's not just about anal,
but if I tell you,
I'll get banned.

If you don't get his humor,
or know that he's real,
find out for yourself,
but don't try to steal.
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Posted 08 Jun 2013 21:32
Nah, I think the not wanting to improvise is true to the subject. The rest is a charmer doing her thang.

Posted 05 Jun 2013 18:29
He just didn't get it ... Wasn't following along. This poem is true to the subject ... Magical_Felix.
Don't you think so?
Posted 05 Jun 2013 01:58
I think kurt Cobain needs to shut his trap down there. This shit has "thoughts" too.
Posted 10 May 2012 02:46
I smiled, laughed, and loved every verse of it. Wonderful imagination that captured this poem.
Posted 13 Apr 2012 17:10
I've read that magical cats posts in threads. He is funny and very sexy personality. May have to steal, kidding.
Posted 19 Nov 2011 08:31
Well it's all been said already: clever, controlled, cute, witty, whimsical, fresh, flowing.......well done!!

Posted 06 Sep 2011 04:38
Wow! You are good...great! Well done!
Posted 25 Jul 2011 09:22
I am ssorry, but this poem of yours is simply crafted. Jack & Jill went up the hill. You first two poems were really beauty as they have thoughts; this is simple crafting a poem to please someone. Sorry for being blunt.
Posted 15 Jul 2011 09:01
Nice rap rhythm Meggie. I could feel myself jetting jiggy with this one, and I'm old, I'm like...46. Well Done - a fun piece.
Posted 14 Jul 2011 08:38
Very well done. It flows incredibly well. You definitely have talent. very clever - you show great control of the language... im impressed. very fun to read!
Posted 09 Jun 2011 14:59
Flirtatious literary gamesma'amship--sure to tease and please!
Posted 09 Jun 2011 01:36
That's a very nice poem. My compliments...

Posted 24 May 2011 12:38
Omg... loved this!! Totally clever and witty and fresh and oh so true!
Posted 24 May 2011 08:43
Very clever writing, oh those naughty Alleycats !!! Well done. x

Posted 24 May 2011 07:47
LOL very nice, great job and I think you have Jack "pegged" down to a T
Posted 23 May 2011 21:11
Ha! I love it! You killed it.
Posted 23 May 2011 15:19
Very nice !!!!!!!!
Posted 22 May 2011 15:22
I Love It!! I am not big into poetry, but this was great!!!Clever and Funny, a real gem. Like its author!!!!!

Posted 18 May 2011 21:41
I love it AngeL!!!! great job! and last stanza was adorable. But you know what they say, when you like someone you see him/her trough pink gasses, so is he really that magical?hehe, just teasing you guys! I loved it!
Posted 18 May 2011 19:41
LOL so good and funny, the whole time i was reading it i was doing like a rap sound in my mind lol
Posted 18 May 2011 08:56
lol - if you could have seen the smile on my face as i read this from start to finish... priceless! of course, now i'm curious to find out what you'd get banned for
Posted 18 May 2011 07:31
This just might be the best poem I have ever read... Ever! I loved it analheart! What a nice surprise to wake up to. You always find new ways to put a huge smile on my face. How this didn't get an editors pick ribbon is beyond me. Hahahaha! It takes some true talent to write something so cool about that dumbass Felix.

Jack lives near the Valley, where it's clean and green, but he prefers it "in the Alley", where it's a whole different scene.

Favorite part, well I liked the whole thing really! But let's be clear... It's not MY alley were talking about here.
Posted 18 May 2011 06:04
That was pretty damn funny.
Posted 18 May 2011 06:01
Well done Angel, very clever, and humorous. Sounds like Jack is a lucky man to have you as a friend.

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