You say one thing, then always do another;
I’m not going to keep track of you like I’m your mother.

Always the hottest ones are so damn annoying;
My trust is what they are always destroying.

Why waste their time if they don’t follow though;
You never know if their words are a lie or the truth.

Beating my head up against a wall;
For their sexy ways, seems I always fall.

I’ve had so many pull this shit on me;
I think their over inflated egos are the key.

They are used to being fawned over by so many;
They don’t realize when it comes to men, I have plenty.

See that I’m online but not bothering to say hi;
I don’t care if you’re chatting with you girlfriend or some guy.

Show some respect and don’t act like a dick;
I can make your fantasies come true, it’s not even a trick.

The skills that I have are very hard to find;
I’m the best of both worlds, cock and pussy combined.

Maybe that is what gets them so very excited;
That they’ll say anything to try to make me delighted.

Entice me until they think they have me hooked;
But when they act rude their goose is cooked.

Because they can be replaced in about five minutes;
If they want to play games, I am in it to win it!

They will never find anyone that is just like me; 
I am an original, that is perfectly obvious to see.

Respect me and appreciate the love I give you;
Don’t be an ass wipe and I won’t act like a shrew.

Get real if you want everything I have to give;
The things I will do to you are so addictive.

Keep your mixed signals and head on down the pike;
Before I have to tell you to take a fucking hike!