So much has been made of natural selection

And the ladies on Lush cause many erections

Now I'm content with what I have

And loving her won't cause rehab

I dream of her as much as sex

And worry about what comes next

To have her beside me is all that I need

She's hotter than the stories that I'm here to read

Back in my wild and wicked days I thought that I knew more than I did

And I thought women were here to do as I bid

Caused me much pain, I'm not one to kid

But memories of a misspent youth

Have now passed, I've found your truth