When my best friends’ youngest daughter,
Did something she shouldn’t have oughter,
Nine months later, she’s in labour,
Now they’ve got a new granddaughter.
I’m so glad they never caught her,In flagrante
, with her lover,
I’d be persona non grata
For you see, t’was me what fucked her.
She came round all in a temper,
When her boyfriend went and dumped her,
For a girl whose tits were plumper,
“And”, he told her, “so much fitter.”
Now she’s breathing threats of murder,
On her boyfriend, she’s so bitter,
All I did was try and calm her,
With the offer of some liquor.
After one she seemed much calmer,
So I offered her another,
Then I put my arms around her,
Just to try and make things better,
Didn’t really mean to kiss her,
But one thing led to another,
Next, her hand was on my zipper,
Then she’s naked on the sofa.
So I went and laid down with her,
Kissed her body, warm and tender,
Touched her pussy with my finger,
Causing her to pant and whimper,
Then she opened her legs wider
Telling me her cunt to enter,
So I put my cock inside her,
She came like a supernova.
I know now I shouldn’t have fucked her,
Without prophylactic rubber,
Maybe I could blame the liquor,
For not stopping to consider,
That one thing leads to another:
Like what happened nine months later,
When she reached the third trimester,
And was hurried into labour.
My best friend would have an ulcer,
If he knew I was the father,
Of his daughter’s newborn daughter,
No use saying, “mea culpa
I know I would be a goner,
Our friendship he’d reconsider,
Especially if he should discover,
That I also fucked her sister!
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