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Ode To A Real Woman

She isn’t petite and bouncy

Like a Bugeye Sprite

Or a cheerleader

Darting around corners 

 But bouncing with every bump in the road.

And she isn’t long and lean

Like an XK 120

Or a marathon runner

Eating up curves and distance

As if they were made just for her.

And she isn’t high maintenance

Like a Masaerati

Or a starlet wannabe

Needing attention even if you don’t drive her.

No, she isn’t any of those things.

She’s warm and soft

And comfortable

With understated

Classic good looks.

And she’s quiet, but powerful

And very fast when she wants to be.

And she has smooth curves.

She’s like a classic Packard.

And she has Ralph Nader bumpers

Safe at God knows what kind of speed.

What more could any man want?

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Posted 23 Jun 2013 09:35
Oh this is brilliant... Love it!

Posted 23 Jun 2013 09:34
classic curves are the best, cars or women

Posted 22 Oct 2012 06:02

Loved that, D (gets a 5, obviously!!)

Posted 17 Oct 2012 22:20
sorry I was trying to give you a 5 for this wonderful poem! I'm sleepy and hit 4 and it won't let me change it.
Posted 17 Oct 2012 21:44
Lovely idea. Enjoyed reading. 5
Posted 17 Oct 2012 21:15
all women really want to be a sports car... smooth and lusted over...personally, i want to be dangerous! vroooooommmmmmmm!

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