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Ode to an Ex

Tags: humor, poetry, sarcasm,

Is your pussy busy, Baby?
Do you use it every day?
Is it taking on all comers
Or turning some away?

Is your pussy ready, Baby?
I know you never keep it locked,
You like it fully loaded,
And always keep it cocked.
So I hope it’s keeping busy,
Getting action every day.

I'm recalling your sweet pussy,
How it throbbed and how it seized,
How it spat out gobs of jism,
Every time you sneezed.
I really hate to tell you,
How horny I have been,
But I thought I ought to ask you,
If it isn’t too damn busy,
Can your pussy fit me in?

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Posted 05 Oct 2013 12:34
Really very, very good. Smiled the whole time reading. Thank you.
Posted 10 Oct 2012 12:26
I really enjoyed this Ode and found it both entertaining and realistic. I hope it found the time to fit you into her busy schedule and moist folds.... Gabrielle

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