Ode to an Ex

By onlyanalias

Original link: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/ode-to-an-ex.aspx

Tags: humor, poetry, sarcasm,

Added: 10 Oct 2012 Views: 671 Avg Score: 4.83


Is your pussy busy, Baby?
Do you use it every day?
Is it taking on all comers
Or turning some away?

Is your pussy ready, Baby?
I know you never keep it locked,
You like it fully loaded,
And always keep it cocked.
So I hope it’s keeping busy,
Getting action every day.

I'm recalling your sweet pussy,
How it throbbed and how it seized,
How it spat out gobs of jism,
Every time you sneezed.
I really hate to tell you,
How horny I have been,
But I thought I ought to ask you,
If it isn’t too damn busy,
Can your pussy fit me in?