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Ode to Lush

Tags: lush, poems
Quick Poem about the site
Lush is the site where we all come,

To read, to chat and have some fun.

Nicola is the matriarch,

She set the site up as a Lark.

Gav is the one behind the scenes,

Making sure the info gets on our screens.

Order is maintained by the bunch of mods,

To many they appear like far off Gods.

The Stories are the backbone of the site,

Which many people struggle to write.

Then there’s the chatrooms, a friendly place

Where you can chat or watch, whichevers the case.

The Forums are the place to have a say,

Or suggest a new game for others to play.

And of course there’s the profile pages,

The work that’s gone in to some takes ages.

You’ll never find a friendlier site,

Especially not one where you can read and write

Stories to share, some fiction some true,

All of them a delight to view.

I apologise, there’s no sex in this rhyme,

I didn’t think it mattered at the time,

But for those of you who won’t let it pass,

Let me finish by saying Tits, Fuck, Arse!

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Posted 28 Aug 2013 06:48
I loved this one, it's true!
Because it's funny just like YOU!
Posted 01 Mar 2012 21:11
very nice!
Posted 21 Feb 2012 14:44
Nicely done!
Posted 19 Feb 2012 09:09
A cool Ode to Lush!
Posted 18 Feb 2012 11:29

Posted 18 Feb 2012 02:56
Still chuckling, he,he Nice one!

Posted 01 Feb 2012 08:04
Well done SirLoin. A fun read indeed.
Posted 01 Feb 2012 07:47
Bravo Bravo!! I enjoyed the smile that this left on my lips. Great work.
Posted 01 Feb 2012 00:58
Well done!

Posted 31 Jan 2012 19:22
Very nice. Thanks for the smile and the tribute to Lush. Good job!

Posted 31 Jan 2012 18:16
Hilarious SirLoin!

Posted 31 Jan 2012 15:46
Sir Loin, a mere piece of meat. Discovered a smart little cheat. Fired up on his excellence, he used a clever reference. and wrote a poem that left the site administration in heat.

Great work there!
Posted 31 Jan 2012 13:36
Fantastic... just fantastic! Very clever writing... well done!

Posted 31 Jan 2012 12:07
That deserved a definite 5 and a key
Posted 31 Jan 2012 12:03
You are herein promoted in my New Year's honour list - and for your services rendered shall now be know to me as Lordloin - take your red seat at my navel!! Loved it - can you tell??!! XX
Posted 31 Jan 2012 10:03
a big thumbs up for the giggle!!
Posted 31 Jan 2012 07:09
Very Clever, loved the sex reference at the end!
Posted 31 Jan 2012 06:46
Nicely put together!

Posted 31 Jan 2012 05:41
Ha! Ha! Clever and funny!!!! A definite 5 for originality and effort!!! XX Steph

PS.... (Only Gypsymoth is an actual goddess.... True story....)

Posted 31 Jan 2012 05:31
Oh, Lush ... the site that's sure to delight Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning.

Posted 31 Jan 2012 05:16
Absolutely loved it... especially the ending!

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