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Song of the Shy Lass
By
Shylass

Song of the Shy Lass

Shy lasses don't belong in a Lush sort of world. Or do they...?
This song only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading or listening to it elsewhere, it has been stolen. Naughty!

She’s a fraudulent little fishy in a big porn pond,
Fat little damsel nymph, don’t know how to respond.
She’s got no pretty scales and she’s got no pretty fins,
And all that she’s got going on is her boobies they call "The Twins".
Well, Daisy ain’t no fishy, and she ain’t no damsel nymph,
She’s got a face you wouldn’t want upon a display plinth;
She blushes at the mention of your anus, balls or cock;
And she don’t know ins and outs of sex, or the intercoursal rock.

Daisy-y-y-y, Daisy’s stupid;
She don’t how to get a man kiss.
There’s nothing she’d like better than a fuck or fingering,
But Daisy thinks that you’ll just take the piss.

Now, Daisy is a master at fooling lots of you;
Some of you think she’s not so pure, but really, you could sue.
Cos truly, she’s a virgin, it’s not far that she has wandered:
She’s only sucked a dick just once, but beyond that, only pondered.
She wonders what your dick would feel like and if it would fit;
She wonders if she’d like your tongue to flicker on her clit;
She wonders if a spanking hurts and if you’d let her look
As you jacked off and shot your wad afore she got that fuck.

Daisy-y-y-y, Daisy’s stupid;
She don’t how to get a man kiss.
There’s nothing she’d like better than a fuck or fingering,
But Daisy thinks that you’ll just take the piss.

Now, Daisy is a sweetheart if you don’t mind irritations;
She’s insecure and cries a lot, and she might cause you frustrations.
But she’s keen to please and wants to give the best that she has got:
She’ll love you tender, suck you hard, and she’ll make you fucking hot.
She’s a fraudulent little fishy in a big porn pond,
Fat little damsel nymph, don’t know how to respond.
But if you take a chance on Daisy, she will grow her wings and fly;
She’ll love you ‘til the sun goes down and she’ll make your spunk shoot high.

Daisy-y-y-y, Daisy’s stupid;
She don’t how to get a man kiss.
There’s nothing she’d like better than a fuck or fingering,
But Daisy thinks that you’ll just take the piss.

Daisy-y-y-y, Daisy’s desperate,
She often moans that her life crappy sucks,
And all that she is asking is a man to love her true,
And in return, she’ll give him lots of fucks.

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Abject apologies to all actual, real, live musicians everywhere!

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This song only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading or listening to it elsewhere, it has been stolen. Naughty!
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Comments(24)


jollyjack
Posted 05 Sep 2013 14:17
Holy Moly, Woof Woof......go girl. Marry me x
Thomas1989
Posted 29 May 2013 06:59
What a talent you are!
HK4167
Posted 13 Apr 2013 22:42
Wow, this is awesome Daisy-y-y-y. Love both the song and the music! You can write and sing! Did you play the piano yourself too? All I can say is, wow!
Michael
Posted 12 Apr 2013 03:01
You have amazed me with your talent, your imagination, your ability to spin a far fetched yarn with such incredible rich story telling. Now you have taken it to a new level, not only for your voice (which I find incredibly sweet and pure) but for your openness.
Awesome on all levels!
Kiki
Posted 12 Apr 2013 02:58
Holy Fuckers Dais! My jaw is still hanging on my ankles... xx
Alphamagus
Posted 11 Apr 2013 21:08
Wow, This is terrific!! Well Done xx

Buz
Posted 11 Apr 2013 19:12
This is gorgeous Daisy! Love the song and the music audio. Just a fantastic job you did on this! You're a lot of fun Daisy!
LauraLee_sugah
Posted 11 Apr 2013 18:12
i am utterly speechless

Ruthie
Posted 11 Apr 2013 16:59
Great. It works very well as a song. Reading the lyrics, I thought more along the lines of a three chord and a kick line country thing, but the way you've done it with the piano is nice. Your voice is perfect for the song.
velvety
Posted 11 Apr 2013 16:57
Awesome...beautiful.

Shylass
Posted 11 Apr 2013 16:28
I'll just clarify on the accent... I wanted it to be an upbeat hillbilly country and western song, but I didn't have a band. And I get nervous, so I just did one of my character voices, because it makes it a bit easier for me.

I've found song lyrics never read like poetry as such, but they are a different medium. I like to experiment, though. And I couldn't turn the piano down, and I had nobody to hold my phone closer, sorry.

Thank you so much for being ace.

Saga
Posted 11 Apr 2013 16:19
Oh I proper love you Twinny!! You are brilliant!
magnificent1rascal
Posted 11 Apr 2013 15:53
Fantastic, in every respect.

Green_Man
Posted 11 Apr 2013 15:34
This was such a lovely, compelling and innocent opening up of the persona of our Daisy. Sweet lass, would that I could be there to make your long wait end. You know I adore you. I loved the song but somehow doubt it is you. Shouldn't you have a British accent love?
sprite
Posted 11 Apr 2013 15:34
this is really beautiful. i'll be honest, it didn't really work for me when i just read the lyrics. when i listened to it tho, it was transformed. it's a bit funny, a bit beautiful and a bit sad all rolled into one. my only complaint is i wish the piano was a little quieter cause your have a truly amazing voice. if that's a refection of the girl, you're truly an angel.

principessa
Posted 11 Apr 2013 15:28
This is fantastic as always, but a new dimension is exposed with your singing and playing (piano!!). Who knew?? Well done you!

Kal-El85
Posted 11 Apr 2013 14:57
Damn. . .didn't know you were a singer; this is great.
Coco
Posted 11 Apr 2013 14:39
Wait... is that you singing? You are a talented, honest, and awesome lass! I don't care if you're a virgin, some lad should snag you up and make you his!

Poppet
Posted 11 Apr 2013 14:34
You have a beautiful voice, speaking and singing. I wouldn't apologize for it. I really like this.

asleep
Posted 11 Apr 2013 14:32
Immediate circumstances won't let me listen to this, but certainly intend to do so. You and your poems are just so amazing and I always want to read them. Thank you for sharing another glimpse into your persona. "5" +++

Rick

crazydiamond
Posted 11 Apr 2013 14:17
Hold the fuck on?? Was that you singing? You sneaky thing! You can sing!

crazydiamond
Posted 11 Apr 2013 14:15
Oh J!! you are a treat !! I love you , NIAGW hahahahaha.

She
Posted 11 Apr 2013 14:13
You continue to surprise me. I love how honest and direct you are. And as far as audio goes, I said it before, you can quit your day job any time you want

Liz
Posted 11 Apr 2013 14:04
Awesome! So, when will this be available on iTunes?
 

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