She’s a fraudulent little fishy in a big porn pond,
Fat little damsel nymph, don’t know how to respond.
She’s got no pretty scales and she’s got no pretty fins,
And all that she’s got going on is her boobies they call "The Twins".
Well, Daisy ain’t no fishy, and she ain’t no damsel nymph,
She’s got a face you wouldn’t want upon a display plinth;
She blushes at the mention of your anus, balls or cock;
And she don’t know ins and outs of sex, or the intercoursal rock.
Daisy-y-y-y, Daisy’s stupid;
She don’t how to get a man kiss.
There’s nothing she’d like better than a fuck or fingering,
But Daisy thinks that you’ll just take the piss.
Now, Daisy is a master at fooling lots of you;
Some of you think she’s not so pure, but really, you could sue.
Cos truly, she’s a virgin, it’s not far that she has wandered:
She’s only sucked a dick just once, but beyond that, only pondered.
She wonders what your dick would feel like and if it would fit;
She wonders if she’d like your tongue to flicker on her clit;
She wonders if a spanking hurts and if you’d let her look
As you jacked off and shot your wad afore she got that fuck.
Daisy-y-y-y, Daisy’s stupid;
She don’t how to get a man kiss.
There’s nothing she’d like better than a fuck or fingering,
But Daisy thinks that you’ll just take the piss.
Now, Daisy is a sweetheart if you don’t mind irritations;
She’s insecure and cries a lot, and she might cause you frustrations.
But she’s keen to please and wants to give the best that she has got:
She’ll love you tender, suck you hard, and she’ll make you fucking hot.
She’s a fraudulent little fishy in a big porn pond,
Fat little damsel nymph, don’t know how to respond.
But if you take a chance on Daisy, she will grow her wings and fly;
She’ll love you ‘til the sun goes down and she’ll make your spunk shoot high.
Daisy-y-y-y, Daisy’s stupid;
She don’t how to get a man kiss.
There’s nothing she’d like better than a fuck or fingering,
But Daisy thinks that you’ll just take the piss.
Daisy-y-y-y, Daisy’s desperate,
She often moans that her life crappy sucks,
And all that she is asking is a man to love her true,
And in return, she’ll give him lots of fucks.
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Abject apologies to all actual, real, live musicians everywhere!
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