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The Vacuum Cleaner of Love

For my sweet darling lover, whom I shall love forever. Even Frank_Lee could not express such desire.
This poem only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading it elsewhere, it has been stolen.

You are the sunshine that lights up my soul.
I need your light and warmth to grow.
I crave your arms around me like
A sexy poor servant girl needs a strong cloak in winter.
I am poor without you making me rich like a queen.
Please make my thrupenny bits golden with your heat.

My two heaving breasts go up and down
As I gasp in and out at the thought of you.
They are like two jellyfish that are side by side,
And wobbling together like
They are trying to kiss just like we do.

I open my wanton legs to show you my love pocket
Where I wish you would stick your love money
Like a fistful of dollars into a sack.
My legs are open wide, and my really wet pussy
Wants to suck you in like a vacuum cleaner of love.

Your massive member is like a mighty oak trunk
With a throbbing purple acorn at the top of it,
As exciting and magical as the star at the top of my Christmas tree.
I want you to thrust it into my love cave,
Into my valley of desire that is streaming with my juicy mixture.
And I want to feel the bushy branches of your pubes
Brushing my bare, shaven pussy mound.

When you put your huge length inside me,
I feel as full as a sexy egg
And I love you so much that I wish
You could make love to me all day and every day.
I am incomplete without you,
And you make me whole.

My juicy hole needs filling with your big erection,
And I wish you could stay inside me forever.
Your smile is everything that I need
And your penis make me happy too.
I want to be your only girl
And let you play tunes with my body
Like a musician with lots of instruments.
I will blow your trumpet if you let me,
And you can strum me into Heaven.

You are my sexy love god
And I am your willing servant.
I give myself to you completely naked,
Like a nude statue which has come to life, but much softer.
I need you every day and
I will make you happy with all of my being
Because I totally, completely, utterly, deeply
Am in love with you, my sexy lover.

Nobody will ever stop me loving you
Because I will hunt them down and show them
How much better I love you than they do,
Because I love you more than they ever could, my darling.
They said we would never be together
And that you would never want me,
But we will show them every time you make love to me.

I love you now and always, to eternity and back, and back again, sexy lover.

Love from your Nommy Peach, always and always. xxx

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Comments(26)


Liz
Posted 24 Mar 2013 08:13
"...as full as a sexy egg." face palm Truly shocking!
naughtyannie
Posted 18 Nov 2012 04:56
Lush needs more fun like this! It takes real skill to write this badly, as you well know. And yet...there is something real underneath the intentionally dreadful images.
macuto81
Posted 10 Nov 2012 07:21
It took a great deal of work from this British lLady to compose a loving story in poetry format. Confratulations and keep up your fine work. You deserve a 5+. Thank You

trinket
Posted 01 Nov 2012 06:46
Love pocket? Jellyfish? I haven't laughed that hard for a very long time. Scored a very well deserved 1.

one_winged_angel
Posted 28 Oct 2012 05:32
O_O now I can't decide if I want to call them jellyfish or party jugs. . .. is it weird that I actually liked it and if you didn't WANT a one, I'd give you a 5
sisters
Posted 27 Oct 2012 05:19
The worse poem... still better than all my recent efforts!
swollen
Posted 26 Oct 2012 22:38
Not sure what's funnier, the poem or the comments! Very clever - well done. X

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Naughtygrl73
Posted 26 Oct 2012 21:28
Daisy, I gave it a 5 only because I want out mutual friend to win, but truly this was a shocker of epic proportions!

Buz
Posted 26 Oct 2012 20:43
I think its damned hilarious! This has a great future as a bathroom stall wall classic. I'll be damned if I don't like it in a sick demented way. It made me smile, though devilishly.

Milik_The_Red
Posted 26 Oct 2012 10:25
That was...kinda creepy. It's the kind of love poem that makes a man want to join the navy. Oddly, I've actually seen worse by people who were trying to write a good piece. Thankfully, the true art here is satire. In that sense, this is brilliant!
ManDee2
Posted 26 Oct 2012 07:57
what a malignant pile of dross the fluff in my belly button could pen better ! ! ! ! !

Shylass
Posted 26 Oct 2012 07:07
Just to be clear, dear readers, this is intentionally bad! Please score me as low as you feel this truly deserves!

She
Posted 26 Oct 2012 02:47
This is third time I am writing this comment, giggles, so I guess whatever I was about to say is not worth it. I would really love audio for this one! That would really be awesome

Mazza
Posted 26 Oct 2012 01:57
Geez, Daisy, I always thought you were a good wroiter...

I seen what you done and tbh I'd rather lick knob cheese than read this again...

Love you NIAGW
overmykneenow
Posted 26 Oct 2012 00:01
"I feel as full as a sexy egg"

As similes go, I think you've just won at Lush. I plan to use this line in general conversation throughout the weekend.

Thank you.
Veronika
Posted 25 Oct 2012 21:53
lol funny
ineedfun1
Posted 25 Oct 2012 21:42
I don't care what they say I loved it 5from me xx
perkynipples
Posted 25 Oct 2012 19:35
I'm not even sure how to describe my thoughts about this poem. When I first read it I was thinking it was an interesting choice in metaphors. And then reading it again I'm not so sure. I do hope this was a strange and one time test to see how your friends really score your work.

keoloke
Posted 25 Oct 2012 19:23
We shall call it LushSmile. I kept on being taken in this lust and smile metamorphosis . I welcome this variation of thoughts.

Funny thing from my inbox, after reading the choices of words that you used for the title I was eager to immerse myself in exactly what you wrote.

With A Fistful of Dollars Sergio Leone was called “the spaghetti western director”. I’ll call you The Hoover Writer “she’ll blow.. ahem suck your mind away”

principessa
Posted 25 Oct 2012 17:14
Too, too funny and very bad. But as with Frank's effort there is a glimmer of your talent. I don't know which extreme to vote.
LauraLee_sugah
Posted 25 Oct 2012 17:11
i did not realize you were competing for 1's... too bad, so sad... lol...
LauraLee_sugah
Posted 25 Oct 2012 16:48
i believe in credit where credit is due... this is a 5 for sheer badness as is mr. lee's ummmm piece of work... it is a tie... please give up this challenge and never let it happen again... PLEASE.....

Saga
Posted 25 Oct 2012 16:48
BAHAHAHAHA.....

frogprince
Posted 25 Oct 2012 16:42
I liked this. Yes it had what appear to be rough spots, read between the lines. It is a metaphor of love and sex. Disy uses words to tease us and explain how she feels about a man. Her choice is unique and deliberate. If you look at this on facevalue you won't like it. But look under the hood and see all the chrome and shiny parts. Well done.

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stephanie
Posted 25 Oct 2012 16:37
Always a fan of your work, I'm really not sure what to say about this. I can only assume you're having an off day. This is festering offal, a bloated, murdered corpse of a poem left too long to rot in a swamp, preyed on by insects and slimy creatures that live in.... well, a swamp. I've had to Optrex my eyes after reading this, but I can never cleanse my memory of the trauma of ingesting this sacharrine shit.

(A ONE, only because I can't vote lower than a ONE....)

SF

Frank_Lee
Posted 25 Oct 2012 16:25
This is the second most worstest poem I've ever seen. Only mine is worser. Even though it deserves a 2, at least, I'm still voting 1 just because you're a friend of mine. It's tempting to say this poem sucks, but as it involves a vacuum cleaner, that would be just a bit obvious. Can everyone please send messages to Nicola suggesting we have an Electrical Appliances category so this poem can be appropriately assigned?
 

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