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To All The Crap Lovers I have Cuckolded

For all the women who have said of their spouse, 'Good husband, Great dad, crap lover'.
You can call me complete bastard, that's certainly your right.
You can call me an adulterer, you could even start a fight.

You didn't want to fuck her, so I took her instead.
I had her in your kitchen, on your stairs and in your bed.
And even when you're in her cunt, I fuck her in her head.

I showed her sex that's tender, and I've shown her sex that's rough.
I listened to her secret needs, I stopped when she said enough.

She didn't need an adonis, she didn't want kinky sex.
She wanted what she gave to you, an orgasm, respect.

A pussy needs attention, my tongue's what she likes most.
Not some brute who shoves it in, five thrusts, then comatose.

I took her anal cherry, I used her front and back. 
Each time she came to be with me, she came, and that's a fact.

You think her anus and her pussy, are the only place I've been.
You just think of your finale, I listened to her dream.

I don't think you're a bad man, but you're being a bloody fool.
Why didn't you learn to use your prick, like any other tool?

It's not so hard to please a girl, you don't need length or girth.
If she won't come from your penis, then use your fingers first.

She took your cock between her legs, she took you in her mouth.
But when it came for turn-about, her husband gave her nowt.

Her pussy juice is nectar, a most delicious kind. 
If you think its disgusting, well you've lost your bloody mind.

So cuckold here's the promise, that made your wife my pet
And if you chose to listen, she might forgive you yet.

I said I'd use her and abuse her, until I make you see
That if you're not going to fuck her right, she'll fuck someone like me
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Posted 17 Dec 2013 00:09
could not stop smiling listening to your recital, very true
Posted 16 Aug 2013 03:22
There is so much truth in what you have written. You have captured in your poem the essence of most of the relationships today. Exactly why women stray.

Posted 07 Mar 2013 21:34
Posted 19 Jun 2012 00:16
Your voice is gorgeous My Lord. Wonderful poem. xoxoxo.

Posted 05 Jun 2012 13:45
Every selfish person needs to read this! The man's number one priority is to make sure his lady is properly taken care of. Elequently stated BL.
Posted 05 Jun 2012 12:30
Just says it all... Thank you
And the other comments so very true
Posted 08 May 2012 23:30
Never were truer words spoken.....Well done

Posted 07 May 2012 12:59
Damn! This is GOOD! Strong words; strong rhymes, and solid meter. Well done!

Posted 07 May 2012 06:17
A strong message...painful, but true!! Well done!

Posted 07 May 2012 05:47
Brilliant, clever guy! Great work, I love a good rhyme.
Posted 07 May 2012 04:37
This should be handed to every husband that gets lazy in bed just as a foreshadow that she might go for an upgrade. Wonderful poem.
What was the inspiration?
Posted 07 May 2012 02:05
Wow! very descriptive and powerful writing. I'm loss for words....
Posted 06 May 2012 20:39
Truer words were never spoken.
Posted 06 May 2012 20:09
Posted 06 May 2012 20:00
This is a celebration. A vindication. Thank you for sharing.

Posted 06 May 2012 19:56
Shylass, that was the idea. I wrote the last line first but as a poster slogan which was catchy but didn't carry any advice on how to change. Then I started patching together comments from over the years women have made about their crap lover husbands.

Posted 06 May 2012 19:36
I think every lad should read/hear this before he starts a serious relationship.

And I would like to hear the audio, please!

Respect, man. Respect.

Posted 06 May 2012 19:26
I might record an audio version if people like it.

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