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Added: 14 Jan 2013

Vagina Sauce

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Vagina sauce, vagina sauce, how I love vagina sauce

It’s tangy and tasty and it looks oh so pretty

When it is trickling from my happy pink kitty

Vagina sauce, vagina sauce, how I adore vagina sauce

I want vagina sauce, not your stinky old cocks

Filling up my sweet and juicy little box

Vagina sauce, vagina sauce, beautiful vagina sauce

Fill up my bathtub and let me soak in it

For a day or a week or even a minute

Until I am covered and coated in yummy

I’ll put a straw in it and fill up my tummy

And sink down below the surface, my love

Leaving the world behind and above

Nothing is better, not chocolate nor cake

Not even ice cream or brownies home bake

If I was lost on an island I think I’d survive

Who knows, I might flourish and actually thrive

If only I had a barrelful of sauce

From your vagina my darling, I’d never be lost

Vagina sauce, vagina sauce, sweet tasting, good for you

It’s tangy and tasty and it looks oh so pretty

When it is trickling from my happy pink kitty

- I wrote at the insistence of slipperywhenwet2012. blame her! :)

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Comments(35)

Haineko

Posted 02 Mar 2013 21:48

I laughed the whole way through

billybroadband

Posted 30 Jan 2013 17:12

my only quibble would be home baked brownies...lol

Veronika

Posted 29 Jan 2013 11:08

OMG its hilarious ! And I love the terminology coined "Vagina Sauce" mmmm mouth watering hehehehe

ArtMan

Posted 28 Jan 2013 15:35

Wonderfully refreshing & most amusing!!! 5+

nazhinaz

Posted 28 Jan 2013 08:22

Lovely. enjoyed and smiled. 5

steffanie

Posted 25 Jan 2013 15:36

loving funny and sweet - that's a great recipe. no wonder it tastes so good.

1curiouscat

Posted 24 Jan 2013 04:56

AbigailThornton

Posted 20 Jan 2013 14:19

I'm sure that's an option at our local Chinese Take-Out....
Quirky, fun and delicious.

pixiedust65

Posted 20 Jan 2013 08:29

Funny, witty and a good read!

DLizze

Posted 18 Jan 2013 17:38

Oh, Sprite! That is such FUN!

LauraLee_sugah

Posted 18 Jan 2013 16:17

i like it too...

Buz

Posted 17 Jan 2013 18:34

This was just good ole fun to read Sprite! I laughed too!

HK4167

Posted 16 Jan 2013 22:31

Bravo! It's so wicked and hilarious. Well done!

MissyLuvsYa

Posted 15 Jan 2013 17:20

Oh my girl, you made me giggle!!! So much fun!

naughtynurse

Posted 15 Jan 2013 15:28

Made me smile

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CenterLine

Posted 15 Jan 2013 12:47

You know, I love so much of your stuff, but I had to break ranks on this one. I suspect it might be the only time you'll get less than a 5 from me, but the poem just didn't do anything for me (and no, I didn't mean sexually). I get that it's in fun, but I didn't see it.

JamieW

Posted 15 Jan 2013 12:34

Poppet just read this to me on our Skype call and I had to Vote and Comment

Something new and refreshing from all the normal stuff I have to say, maybe Dani and Sprite should get together and write more often hahaha.

Poppet

Posted 15 Jan 2013 12:24

Okay I saw the title and had to read it, I ended up reading it to Jamie on a Skype call, I couldn't help but giggle the whole way through. This was great. I want lots of vagina sauce now.