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Added: 10 Jun 2012

Why Won't You Kiss Me?

Tags: humor, silly, mortification, shame, apology, mistake

I want you so. .. .

You smiled as you walked past me.
I grinned and squirmed with glee.
I thought I was being pretty smooth,
I took a deep breath, pulled you into my booth.

"Excuse me miss," fell from your lips.
"Screw the small talk, give me a kiss,"
You blinked at me, I shocked you so.
"I'm sorry my dear, I have to go,"

"No you don't, come back here,"
"Sorry, I'm a priest my dear,"
I want to apologize, you tell me not to worry.
How can someone so sexy. .. Oh fuck, I'm sorry.

Mortification, how ya doing?
YOU walked away; left my lady bits drooling.

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Comments(17)

sprite

Posted 12 Sep 2012 19:51

is cute and funny, just like it's author. well done. 5

Veronika

Posted 02 Sep 2012 13:05

I love it. 5/5

Dirtygirl2536

Posted 13 Jun 2012 02:19

A joy to read as always. I loved it so naughty, but clever and well written at the same time. Brilliant

etairay

Posted 11 Jun 2012 09:01

thank you

love it ..funny beautiful & innocent

a priest ..classic

Kal-El85

Posted 11 Jun 2012 05:53

Naughty and Nice

Good job.

Buz

Posted 11 Jun 2012 04:57

Definitely excellent!

PhilAnders

Posted 10 Jun 2012 16:25

LOL, I love it!!!

But if you really want someone to kiss you, I'm ready and willing. :-)

ArtMan

Posted 10 Jun 2012 16:23

Absolutely wonderful! 5+

ShyVixen

Posted 10 Jun 2012 16:12

Creative and playful! Bravo!

DLizze

Posted 10 Jun 2012 15:21

All I can say is, if we don't change our ways, we all all going to Hell in a hand basket. For humor, this is right up there with Mazza's prayer. "And the devil will drag you under, by the sharp lapels on your sharkskin coat. Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down. Sit down , you're rocking the boat." (thank you Frank Loesser)