Why Won't You Kiss Me?

You smiled as you walked past me.
I grinned and squirmed with glee.
I thought I was being pretty smooth,
I took a deep breath, pulled you into my booth.

"Excuse me miss," fell from your lips. 
"Screw the small talk, give me a kiss," 
You blinked at me, I shocked you so.
"I'm sorry my dear, I have to go,"

"No you don't, come back here," 
"Sorry, I'm a priest my dear," 
I want to apologize, you tell me not to worry.
How can someone so sexy. .. Oh fuck, I'm sorry.

Mortification, how ya doing?
YOU walked away; left my lady bits drooling.