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You Give Me Wood

I simply must tell you,
And I hate to be crude,
But each time I see you,
You give me wood.

You needn't be in
A state of undress;
All I need is a smile
And a tender caress.

Just a shake of your ass
And I'm in the mood.
With a lingering kiss,
You give me wood.

When you're looking sexy,
I need a blood donor
'Cause all of it's gone
To my raging boner.

I tell you I love you
But feel that I should
Tell you more often that
You give me wood.

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etairay
Posted 11 Jun 2012 08:21
thank you love it ..funny cute innocent & honest if only i can give u wood

ArtMan
Posted 10 Jun 2012 16:29
Most creative. So very well constructed.

Buz
Posted 10 Jun 2012 06:24
Outstanding writing Callum! This is one that could become famous. I could easily see college guys adorning their walls with this as a poster. You did an awesome job with this, I bet you had tremendous fun writing it.

HK4167
Posted 09 Jun 2012 22:28
Lol, such a delightful and lovely piece! Very well written. Great work totally worth a 5!

nellieneska
Posted 09 Jun 2012 16:41
That was absolutely fantastic. I laughed so fucking hard.

LauraLee_sugah
Posted 09 Jun 2012 10:53
i am still laughing with delight.... wonderful... sweet....

sweet_as_candy
Posted 09 Jun 2012 10:36
Haha made me giggle, love it x

easy_rider75
Posted 09 Jun 2012 09:21
To funny good poem

Spleen_Muse
Posted 09 Jun 2012 09:21
One of the few times a poem maked me smile fun.

Not sure if I like the 4th verse as much thou, it somehow stands out from the rest.
Still worth a 5

sprite
Posted 09 Jun 2012 09:08
this gave me wood... umm... i mean, a smile. it's short, sweet, and quite fun! also, quite honest.

Kal-El85
Posted 09 Jun 2012 08:41
Nice and funny Great work

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WellMadeMale
Posted 09 Jun 2012 08:22
I'd have to give ya a 3 for that effort, Clum...but since that would hammer your ongoing average score, I'll refrain. It is nice to 'see' that other guys are out in the world, enjoying woodies however. Go get her, Tiger.

LatinSugar
Posted 09 Jun 2012 08:21
Delightful...certainly made me smile. Lovely work...

one_winged_angel
Posted 09 Jun 2012 08:06
Adorable. Funny. Awesome!

AngelHeart01
Posted 09 Jun 2012 07:32
Cute ..

T_Elle
Posted 09 Jun 2012 07:11
You know, you're right. I get told "I love you" every day, but I don't think I get told near often enough that I give him wood. This was so cute, Clum!

crazydiamond
Posted 09 Jun 2012 06:44
Hahaha i loved this, playful, humorous (you said boner), yet very caring. Great verse Clum x
 

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