I am almost twenty-five but still a virgin. It might sound a bit odd, but this is my life. I don't want a relationship, because I would like to travel the world alone, and casual sex is not something I would consider. 

But I still have needs I have to take care of myself. I love my sexy triumvirate: my realistic dildo, my glass dildo, and my silicon anal plug, but sometimes while I'm pleasuring myself I get struck by this strange desire to put things in my pussy that are not designed to be there. It is a convenient urge, it doesn't require expensive toys I can not afford right now. 

I started with the handle of the hairbrush years ago, but it just was not enough anymore, so recently I tried "the cock of fruits": banana. It was only the beginning. I bought a pack of condoms to experiment on household items safely. 

I had my own ideas about what to try, but sex chat always turns me on, so I asked strangers what should I use to fuck my wet pussy.

After I gathered everything I found to be a good dildo candidate, I covered the sofa with a big towel and I set on it, in a summer dress, no underpants on. I could see my hard nipples through the thin material. I set there with pulled-up knees and opened legs, in front of a mirror, in the middle of the living room. I started rubbing my clit and grabbing my tits. I watched in the mirror how my pink pussy turns wetter and wetter with every move. I slipped my middle finger inside me to check if my V was ready for bigger stuff to penetrate it. After I found myself turned on enough I pulled out my finger and licked it clean. 

I took a banana, greenish and firm, and put a condom on it. I started sucking it but my pussy was too hungry for the fruit so I brought it down, rubbed my clit with it, teased my pussy lips a little then I pushed it in. I did not start to fuck myself with it right away, I just kept it in there, squeezed it with my vagina, moved my hips, and played with my clit. 

The straps of my dress fell, exposing my big, rounded tits. I pushed one of them higher with my hand and started licking my nipple, while my other hand was busy pulling out and pushing back the banana in my pussy. I was alone so I moaned loud as I could. 

After a couple of minutes, I forced myself to pull out the banana to make the room for my next healthy dick, the next most popular item they suggested to me on sex chat: cucumber. It was huge, much bigger than a banana. It was hard to put the condom on it, and much harder to push it into my pussy. I did not have any lubes so I had to spit on it to make it more insertable. First I just put in the tip of it, then I realized I will need more strength to push it deeper so I got on my knees and slowly sat back pushing the cucumber in with the weight of my body. I felt my pussy stretching around the vegetable, I screamed in pain and pleasure. I went up and down, riding the cucumber, my juice spilled on it, on my hand, and ran down on my thighs every time I accidentally pulled it out completely. 

They suggested I try carrots too, but after a cucumber, I haven't thought it will do anything, but I still used it for something. I sat down again, it was so hot seeing in the mirror how my pussy eats that huge piece of veggie. I left it in while I put a condom on a carrot; it was too big for it obviously, but it was better than nothing. I put some cream on it because I needed more moisture than licking it could provide, leaned back a bit, spread my legs even wider, then inserted it into my butthole. The cucumber and the carrot filled me entirely. I held the carrot not to fall out and moved my hips around the cucumber. It was heaven. It was hell. 

I freed both of my holes, just to switch to the zucchini, but I was near to come and wanted to be dirtier. When I saw the tv remote I could not resist the temptation to fuck myself with something my family uses every day, and after this, they will use it without a clue what have I done with it. I cleaned it with hand sanitizer, and I pulled a condom on it. I stood up, legs spread, and started fuck myself hard and quick. My tits were bouncing uncontrollably, my juice dripped on everything, my legs were shaking and I screamed and moaned and cried in satisfaction.

After I cleaned up the mess I made, my pussy was still pulsing. I went down to refresh myself with the garden hose in my favorite bikini. Sometimes I tie the top too loosely. Maybe I give my neighbor something better to watch than the usual boring view.