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How to Make a Virgin Orgasm in Under One Minute

A technique practised by some virgins for years, and now the secret is shared with you!
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PREPARATION
(not part of the One Minute, sorry):

THE ROOM:
Use low lighting only, small amounts of twinkling fairy lights or one candle across the room – enough to see by, but not enough to scare the virgin into thinking you can see everything. Indeed, if you can see everything, there is too much light. Less is more, lads!

THE BED:
Provide clean sheets, and at least one duvet, blanket or top sheet to hide the virgin’s form. It just has to be enough so that she feels covered. As you get to know her, she will be fine with just you covering her. With yourself.

YOU:
Have a shower and get all squeaky clean and fresh – that way, she will want to put parts of you in her mouth later on. Also, prepare Document A(a) for later use.

HER:
Let her have a shower and get all squeaky clean and fresh. It will help her relax. Leave a plate of gingerbread cookies and a large, strong Bailey’s milkshake in the bathroom for her as she showers. Like for Santa, but completely different. Instruct her to leave her knickers off when she is ready.

THE NEARLY-THAT-TIME TIME:
Let her get into the bed whilst you are not in the room. Don’t frighten her by walking into the room naked, and if you want to strip off, do so on the opposite side of the bed so she can avert her eyes from your willy (willies scare many virgins until they get to know them personally).

THE NOW-WE’RE-ABOUT-TO-START-TIME:
Don’t forget, the virgin will be used to doing this on her own, not having somebody else do it for her. You will probably need lots of practice and regular sessions. Have Document A(a) on hand for any mishaps, or Document B(b) just in case.

Lie her on her back under the sheets (make sure she’s finished her milkshake and had enough time to get bright pink facial cheeks - this is how you know she is tipsy and therefore more relaxed). Lie next to her on your side, so that you can kiss her face and neck. Place your hand on her nearest inner thigh.

Be kind to her. Tell her how you feel about her and how you would like to make her feel. Do not lie. Her subconscious will pick up on any lie you tell her and make her nervous, so don’t say it if you don’t mean it. Plus, if you lie, but she subsequently finds out the truth, you might find yourself singing soprano for the rest of your life. Just saying.

Smile with her. Don't be afraid to giggle. It should be fun! Virgins need to giggle, it helps them relax.

And now you are ready. If you do this right, and she is relaxed enough, you can make your virgin orgasm in less than a minute. It’s not a race, it’s skill. It suits many settings where you have a free minute (we do not recommend trying this in public places until you are well practiced).

HOW TO DO IT (c,d):

1. Kiss her deeply with loads of tongue. She will be so aroused and lost in the sensations that you can do what you want (remember this, until she gets used to it – you might be able to benefit). Intersperse the whole session with this, but never move your lips anywhere below her shoulders, or you will scare her.

2. Slide your hand up her inner thigh as you snog her face off, and gently and softly wiggle your index and middle fingers in a scissoring motion between her pussy lips into the area of her Happy Button(e).

3. Ever so carefully, wiggle your finger pads into the area until you can feel her HB growing and hardening. Remember, direct pressure is not suitable for all virgins!

4. Allow her to adjust her position and legs slightly (if you chose the correct side of her to lie on, she will turn towards you a little, and possibly lick and suck parts of you that she is able to reach, should you happen not to be kissing her as she turns. If you chose the wrong side of her, you will know better next time).

5. Having located her HB, open your fingertips slightly until they are “straddling” the now-swollen HB, one on either side.

6. Keeping your fingertips in tandem position, proceed to move the HB in a gentle, circular motion. If your virgin sighs as you do this, you’re onto a winner. If she does not, snog her face off whilst slightly adjusting your position or direction until she does.

7. At this point, you should be on the Home Run. Imagine your two fingers are a double headed vibrator, and, using very small but fast movements, proceed to “wank” the virgin’s HB either in circular motions or simply up and down – this is a very subtle but vigorous movement, and difficult to describe. But it’s fast. When you reach this point, it should only take you between 10 and 20 seconds to make her cum. Every virgin is different, and may tell you she prefers it another way. This is part of the fun of finding out, so do not be discouraged if you find out you’re doing it wrong.

8. If your virgin has not cum after 30 seconds, go back to the slightly gentler circular movement, remembering that her lips are now swollen and can probably take more pressure.

9. If your virgin has still not cum by the time one or the other of you gets bored, either do what nature tells you to do and experiment, or get out Document A(a) or B(b)and have some different fun.

AFTERCARE:
If you managed to make your virgin orgasm (however long it took), find out if she would like to cuddle and sleep, or explore Document A(a). Either is acceptable. Should she choose the former, you know that next time you go first.
When you get really good at this, you can transform your virgin into a raging nympho who will do nearly anything for a single wiggle of one of your fingers. It’s worth the effort, honest. Virgins who are made to orgasm regularly adore returning the favour, and are very likely to become Not-virgins very quickly.

Good luck!

NOTES:

(a) Document A: This is a list of instructions to give to your virgin of how she can give you an orgasm within your chosen timeframe.
(b) Document B: This is a list of things you can do instead of what you were attempting to do originally, and in the failure of the attempt to ask for Document A to be explored. This list can include things such as cuddling, getting stupidly drunk, telling crap jokes, or going on Lush and writing a story about how badly wrong it all went.
(c) There is no need for penetration in this exercise. That particular How-To for Virgins hasn’t yet been explored that far.
(d) The instructions are designed to work very quickly in sequence – less than a minute! We recommend that you familiarise yourself with them and start off slowly. Only experts with years of experience can achieve the desired time goal, but we know both you and your virgin will enjoy the practice.
(e) This is her clitoris, a word which some virgins hate. We shall call it the HB hereafter. Indeed, the pussy is often referred to as “Happy Bits” but you have enough to think about, so we won’t confuse you more.

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Comments(23)

magic10fingers4
Posted 12 Nov 2013 06:22
ah, a HB - great name - and very entertaining - a good recipe.
limialamy89
Posted 07 May 2013 12:39
^_^ very good i like it .. even with my poor English .. go on
Iain69
Posted 24 Dec 2012 00:26
Hahaha! Both Funny and informative: I must practice your recommended 2 fingered HB massage: always been more of a one finger man (mind you a do have VERY large fingers..).

She
Posted 14 Oct 2012 11:02
ahahah I love it! Your manual instructions!please write them more. They are educational and so much fun!
By the way, thanks for killing my joke about HB, I totaly thought you are talking about pencils giggles, lovely work!

tashitasha
Posted 16 Jun 2012 06:53
I giggled a lot while going through it and still am while I'm writing this comment. I love your original approach.
Ianthomas
Posted 10 May 2012 23:26
Well, I am appalled! I forgot to read this til now! Up to scratch and on the button! Ideal for all thrill seekers that place smiling high on their agendas.
mickeyfinn1
Posted 08 May 2012 12:18
thanks for the instruction.had me smiling!

Buz
Posted 03 May 2012 18:57
I really did enjoy your new original approach. Highly creative and very well written.
swollen
Posted 03 May 2012 14:23
Original, well written, humerous and unique. Great work, well done. x
skip2951
Posted 03 May 2012 12:33
hot well done new approach....you should teach 5th grade...haha...more your a good author and dont believe your a virgin anymore...to much experience....wow
ArtMan
Posted 03 May 2012 08:42
Most enjoyable. Well done.
Coco
Posted 03 May 2012 08:38
Funny girl, I'm like Mazza on this one, hitting the print button. lol
robart88
Posted 03 May 2012 03:46
a wonderful treatise on female sexuality. Thanks so much for sharing

Shylass
Posted 02 May 2012 19:14
Alright, I wasn't going to say anything, Steph, but I just HAVE to.

Getting a virgin's knickers off is a whole other instruction manual!

Blimey, you lot, I didn't think this would be quite this well-received! Thank you!

stephanie
Posted 02 May 2012 17:35
Another Winner from one of my favourite Lush Writers! Not only funny, but SERIOUSLY informing!!!! (And I don't believe you're REALLY a Virgin at all..... You KNOW too much!)

One thing...... ALWAYS keep your knickers on..... We boys LOVE to have something to remove!!!!

A FIVE!!!!!!

xx SF
Graham_X
Posted 02 May 2012 11:39
Hi Daisy,

I have been making copious notes but I think I am going to need diagrams, or possibly a personal tutorial

Brilliant!
PhilAnders
Posted 02 May 2012 02:57
A clever and humorous set of instructions for the ages.

The only think left out is how to find a virgin on Lush Stories. :-)

Great job, Daisy!
nazhinaz
Posted 02 May 2012 00:34
Haha. enjoyed reading. A little bit of laughter is a great gift you provided to lushy friends. 5
JayAlvz
Posted 01 May 2012 22:38
Well that was interesting. Good to keep in mind, Thanks

JessicaX
Posted 01 May 2012 21:33
Unique approach.
Sisyphus
Posted 01 May 2012 21:30
a well written document filled with good instructions. It is clear and there are no ambiguous descriptions. You make excellent suggestions for the participants and the document makes several encouraging comments regarding the future. The emphasis on practice is well taken. I think since variety is the spice of life, I would suggest good chocolate in place of the gingerbread cookies from time to time. I eagerly wait your next document...eventually you may build this into a manual. You might even get rich.

DLizze
Posted 01 May 2012 20:57
Shylass, that is hilarious. And, surprisingly enough, true! This has worked for me on at least one occasion. (Well, not the document A and B part, and not the gingerbread cookies, but all the rest, including the Bailey's)
LauraLee_sugah
Posted 01 May 2012 20:48
screaming with laughter.... lol.....
 

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