"What the fuck!" said the woman, turning to confront the person that had just slapped her arse.
"Oh, I am so sorry, I thought that you were someone else," responded the man who had slapped her arse.
"Someone that you must know quite well," said the woman, softening a bit as she looked at the handsome man.
"Yes, again, I am so sorry; can I buy you a drink to apologise?" said the man.
They were both in a rather crowded bar in a hotel, but at this moment there may as well just be the two of them in there.
"Yes, you can, a gin and tonic please," replied the woman, before smiling and winking at the female whom she had been in conversation with. The female was open-mouthed at what she had just witnessed.
"Shall we see if we can find a seat?" said the man, returning with the drink.
"Yeah, if I am sitting down you will not be able to slap my arse," said the woman, who the man was already fancying.
"Don't you like having your arse slapped?" responded the man.
"Depends on who is doing the slapping," said the woman, looking over her shoulder as she headed for a table with two seats in the corner of the bar.
The pair got seated.
"My name is Chris," said the man.
"Do you often slap strangers arses, Chris?" smiled the very attractive woman.
"No, I honestly thought that you were a woman that I work with, she is blonde, and has a dress like yours," said Chris, wondering if he was going to get to know the woman's name.
"I would hazard a guess that you do more than work with her," said the woman.
"Yes, we get together from time to time," said Chris.
"I bet you do," smirked the woman after taking a sip of her drink.
"Can I ask your name?" said Chris.
"You can," teased the woman.
"What is your name, sexy lady?" smiled Chris.
"Are you hitting on me young man?" responded the woman.
"Young man? I am probably the same age as you," said Chris, who was thirty-four.
"Not unless you are fifty," replied the woman.
"You are never fifty," said Chris, thinking that the woman was maybe forty, but no more.
"Believe it, honey," said the woman, thinking that she had got a fuck for the night.
"Are you local?" asked Chris.
"Nope, staying in the hotel, in town for a conference; are you local?" responded the woman.
"Yeah, I am local," said Chris, wanting to get into the woman's knickers.
"Tina," said the woman.
"What?" responded Chris, not realising that she was answering his earlier question.
"My name is Tina, you ding-bat," laughed the woman, putting her hand on Chris's.
"Right, pleased to meet you, Tina," smiled Chris.
"Pleased to meet you too, Chris," said Tina, taking Chris's hand in hers.
The couple gazed deep into each other's eyes, this looked like only ending up in one place.
"Are you thinking what I am thinking, Tina?" asked Chris.
"I think that that is very likely," said Tina, flashing her teeth and then licking her lips.
"We only met a few minutes ago," said Chris, his penis stiffening in his clothing.
"Amazing, isn't it?" smiled Tina.
"Can I ask you if you are married?" said Chris.
"Would it make any difference to you if I were?" responded Tina.
"No, but it might to you," replied Chris.
"Well, I am, and it doesn't," said Tina.
"Who was the woman that you were talking to?" asked Chris.
"Oh, I only met her today at the conference," replied Tina.
There was a brief silence, as they both waited for the other to confirm that they were on the same wavelength about what would happen next.
"Um, Tina, we are talking about having sex, aren't we?" said Chris, hoping that he had not massively overestimated what was happening.
"I fucking hope so," laughed Tina.
"Great, you said that you had a room here," said a very happy and excited Chris.
"Yes, would you like to see it?" smiled Tina.
"Oh, very much so," replied Chris.
"Shall we go?" said Tina, releasing Chris's hand that she had been holding for a large part of the conversation.
They stood up and made their way to the lift.
"I don't want you thinking that I am always that easy," said Tina, as they awaited the lift.
"It must have been the slap on your arse that did it," chuckled Chris.
"It must have been," responded Tina, as the lift arrived and they got in.
It looked like they had the lift to themselves until a woman arrived just as the doors were about to close. They had to keep their hands off each other for now. The woman got out on the same floor as them, and Tina hung back a bit to give the woman time to walk beyond Tina's room.
Once inside Tina's room, they did what they would have liked to have done in the lift as their lips met and they kissed with passion as their hands caressed the other's body.
"Do you have anyone that you need to get back to tonight?" asked Tina.
"No, I live alone," answered Chris.
"Then you can spend the night in this bed," said Tina.
"That would be nice," said Chris, and they kissed again.
Their hands continued to roam, but as yet there had been no attempt at removing clothing.
"I have not had a good fucking in quite a while," said Tina.
"Oh, does your husband not pleasure you?" asked Chris.
"He tries sometimes, but sex with him lost its spark ages ago," replied Tina.
"Well, I will do my best to give you the good fucking that you need," said Chris.
"I assume that you give the lady that you mistook me for a good fucking," said Tina.
"She seems to enjoy it, as do I," said Chris.
"Okay, enough talking, let me get your cock out," said Tina, undoing Chris's belt and trousers.
Tina lowered Chris's trousers and his underwear, and had his sizeable penis in her hand.
"Mmmm, nice cock," said Tina, slowly wanking it.
"Thanks, let's see what you have got, shall we," said Chris, unzipping Tina's dress.
The dress was removed leaving Tina in a black bra and black knickers. Her body was very well-rounded.
Chris was behind her, kissing her neck and caressing her large tits through her bra as his penis brushed against Tina's knickers-covered arse. Chris undid and removed Tina's bra, and then had his hands on her bare breasts, massaging them and fingering her nipples.
Tina's hands went behind them both and onto Chris's backside, pushing him even firmer against her arse. After a little while of this, Tina turned to face Chris and undid his shirt, they snogged again as her tits pressed against Chris's naked chest, and Chris's hands caressed Tina's buttocks over her knickers.
Chris then got his hands inside Tina's knickers and onto her bare arse cheeks.