"Jax, did you think of him while we were...?"

"Sometimes."

"I've thought of Amber while I was masturbating."

"I haven't. Is this list of questions an attempt to hurt me, Kevin?"

"I am trying to assess this situation."

"Does discussing the details of my emotional affair with Quigley get you aroused?"

"My analysis distracts me from the pain of your betrayal, so I can deliver this sperm to your ovaries."

"Kevin, we don't have to--"

"You're ovulating. We'll get through this. We want another baby, and we want to stay together, correct?"

"Correct."

"Then I'm about to cum inside you."