“The Front Desk said you wanted to see me, sir?

“Thank you! I do try to keep your room the way you like it, sir.”

“Oh yes, you have been more than generous. Is there a problem, sir?”

“I’m so very sorry, sir! Please give me another chance?!”

“I had noticed that chair … sir … and what is sitting on it.”

“Yes, I think I understand its purpose, sir.”

“Kneel on it? Yes, sir.”

“I assumed … you wanted me to lift my skirt, sir.”

“Oh? Panties down as well? Yes, sir?”

“Ow-ow-ow-ow-Oww!”