Sitting at a hotel veranda one afternoon, there was this beautiful blonde sitting with several people.  She didn't look excited to be there and it was hard to tell if she was attached. 

Tall, slim, in a suit that left little to the imagination, she really looked like perfection.  Our eyes met, "Damn, she caught me looking!"  She didn't seem upset and for a while we traded glances, then she got up to leave, to my disappointment.

As she climbed the stairs, she turned and looked directly into my eyes with an invitation that perked up my nipples.

"Check please!"