"The playground is closed for resurfacing, the kids are running around the field, and I'm freezing my butt off on the bench."

"I'll warm it up when you get home."

"Isn't it how we went off track yesterday having a five-minute bathroom quickie instead of the planned all-nighter?"

"Blame your new, super tight running leggings."

"I blame you! Also, for my sore throat. I'm sucking on Halls, sweets, wondering how this honey-menthol would feel on your cock if I gave you a BJ now..."

"Only one way to find out."

"Home in ten."