Re: All Employees

It's with regret that management announces that Ms. Yu Putang no longer works here.

It was discovered that Ms. Yu took TWO desserts from the cafeteria yet only paid for ONE! Management thanks our ever-vigilant Security Department for discovering this theft.

Some may have seen Ms. Yu hanging about our building while waiting to discover what punishment she might receive. After prolonged discussions among our Senior VPs, the decision was made to sever her ties with our corporation immediately.

Though she left under a cloud, her funeral... I mean, her RETIREMENT PARTY will be Friday after work...