Sitting on the couch reading a specification. TV set to a music channel. You loudly announce your arrival as the door slams behind you.

A couple of thuds as you kick off your shoes. You turn into the room with a big evil grin on your face.

The grin gets bigger as you come closer. You step up onto the couch. Lifting the skirt, you display your naked bald mound.

“I have a need, but here’s your appetiser,” you say as you push your naked sex into my face.

What can I do? But partake of this luscious offering.