First date. Twenty questions to break the ice. My last question, risky.

“When you fancy someone…” I started. Hesitating because I hardly knew her, but we were laughing.

Get on with it man. Be brave. “How wet does your pussy get?”

I shocked her, briefly. She smiled, got up from the table and took my hand.

She shocked me when I realised. I rose to meet her and the kiss shattered our resolve.

And here we are, retired, grown up children, the same pub with the same questions. I’m excited and wonder whether the answer will be the same!