I thought, what a ho-hum gift when I opened the box to find a scarf. We live in Florida, and scarf-weather only happens five times a year. I watched his face beam when he unwrapped the tickets to see his beloved Patriots playing in Miami on New Years. I couldn’t believe I spent $500, and he only spent what? $40? 

And the rest of the day, I walked around with a scowl. That was until he used that scarf to tie my hands behind my back and bend me over the couch before fucking my scowl into oblivion.