Feeling guilty about missing Valentine’s Day, again, he rushed home from the airport, wondering how best to make it up to her. Flowers? Chocolates? No, he had something much better in mind.

Stopping by the adult toy store, he purchased some red rope to bind her and a red silk blindfold to match.

Arriving home, he followed a trail of crimson petals to the bedroom, where he found her splayed before him on the bed, wearing nothing but red heels and a ball gag surrounded by ruby lips.

She opened the gift bag and purred, “Great minds think alike!”