Today I was walking in the halls of my soon-to-be-graduated-from high school.  One of my friends was being bullied by a low-brow moron.  Luckily it was verbal because he outweighs both of us together by about fifty lbs.  At one point he said to my friend,"You pussy!"

I stepped over and took my friend's arm and said in a loud voice, "Well, we are what we eat!"  Then I pulled my friend away to the laughter of the small crowd.

"But ..."

I leaned in and whispered, "Come over after school, you can't make me a liar, can you?"