“Two reasons.”

“Tell me, Gretel."

“For the snacks.”

“And?”

“My peacock costume.”

“You didn’t come to this Halloween party to hang out with me?”

“Monty, you happened to be here.”

“I invited you!”

“You did?”

“Gretel, you’re the one who told me to wear this Donald Duck outfit.”

“No pants, easy access.”

“Yeah, if I were a real duck.”

“You really have your penis inside me, Monty.”

“Is this a good angle?”

“Considering we’re humping in a walk-in closet…”

“How about this?”

“Oh, goodness, yes.”

“Yeah?”

“Yes, Monty!”

“Ahhh, yes, Gretel!”

“Shhh!”

“You shhh!”

“Both of you shhh!”

“Oops.”

“Cumming."