“Is it c-o-m-e or c-u-m?”

“I’m old-school, so I go with the first one, but nowadays? Probably don’t matter that much.”

“I feel like c-u-m is too nasty, but c-o-m-e sounds too fucking polite. Know what I mean?”

“Does it matter? Both mean yer shooting a wad, right?”

“I mean, yeah, but you still wanna get it right, ya know?”

“Right? Hey, fuck that. And why you wanna know anyway?”

“You don’t worry about alla that, aight?”

“Fine.”

The first gentleman retrieved his phone from his pocket, selected Maria and typed:

“Sorry for cumming/coming in your eye last night.”