I Fell into the Moon

I fell into her lap, quite literally. I’d been out shopping that day and my rucksack was heavy, so when the bus rounded the corner as I went to get off, I lost my balance, fell onto her, rolled off and then broke my brand new cello bow. Bastard! The way I had landed was rather... Undignified, for both of us. I could see quite clearly up her skirt and that she was wearing a pair of yellow panties with multi-coloured polka dots. Very sexy, indeed. Erm, I mean embarrassing, yeah, that’s what I mean! La de da. Forgive this pervert his fancy.

“I’m sorry,” I mumbled, and tried to get up whilst stifling an oncoming erection.

I was too sore from falling on my cello bow to keep from stumbling again and fell back down onto my arse. Looking up, I tried not to notice her knickers again. They were extremely noticeable, though and it seemed almost like she wanted me to look.

“Oh, it’s fine, don’t worry. You OK?” It sounded as if she was trying to comfort me for both falling and accidentally looking.

“I’m... yeah, I’m fine. Missed my stop though. Fuck!”

“Oh, you’re bleeding. This is my stop, come with me, I’ll help.”

I muttered something indistinct, both to me and her, and went with her.

“So, what, you play violin, or something?”

“No, bass. I was experimenting with different sounds. You know Jimmy Page? Led Zeppelin? Fucking amazing guitarist?”

“Yeah, he used to play Whole Lotta Love with a bow and a bunch of other songs, too.”

“Aye, I was shooting for that sorta thing, only on bass. Just weird sounds, really.”

“Ooh, sounds good. Though looks like you’ll have to be getting a new one.”

“Seems like. Bollocks, I was gonna have fun with that!”

“Ah well, at least you’re alive,” she smiled. She was cute.

“Aye, just barely. So, what’s your name, and what did I do to deserve this kindness?” I asked.

“Luna. You’re cute, hence the kindness,” Luna blushed.

“Aw, that’s nice, I’m Ruslan.”

“Huh, are you Russian?”

“Not especially, but there’s blood inexplicably issuing from my foredome, so maybe I should be,” I laughed.

“You’re funny,” she giggled as she poked me in the ribs. “Here we are.”

She opened her front door, and bellowed to ask if anyone was in.

“Huh, what am I saying? I live alone. Silly, insane Luna!”

At that point, I kind of thought she was a bit nutty, maybe some kind of escaped mental patient. But I decided to just go with it. I’m pretty off my nut, too.

“Bedroom, er, I mean, living room is that way. Take a seat and I’ll get that nut wound tended to.”

“Thanks, Loony, er, Luna.”

“Huh? Say something?”

“Oh no, nothing really.”

“Ah well, I’ll get my first aid kit. Looks like that might need some sutures.”

She came back and sat in front of me. I was starting to get a bit light-headed.

“You need to barf?”

“Huh? No, I’m good. Are you a nurse or something? And how the fuck did I smack my head?”

“Yep, this is supposed to be my day off, though. Ah well, can’t complain. A sexy man did fall into my lap, after all. I really have no idea how you hit your head, it all happened so fast.”

Luna took a swab and mopped the blood from my brow. Some of it had spilled on my t-shirt when I was holding my head.

“There, all cleaned up. Here, let me help get that top off and get it washed.”

“No, it’s ok, I’ll get it when I get home.”

“Piffle, lemme help.”

“Well, since you asked so nicely...”

“Good. Looks like you won’t be needing any stitches after all, but I’ll keep an eye on yer noggin just in case.”

Luna grabbed the bottom of my t-shirt and lifted it up. I put my arms up, and Luna removed the shirt completely.

“I’ll just get you something to wear.”

Luna went and put the bloody shirt in the washer and came back with a top.

“I’m sorry, I’ve only got women’s clothing. You don’t mind, do you?”

“Meh, I’m easy.”

A startling bang came from the kitchen.

“...the fuck was that?” I asked.

“Just my washing machine blowing up again. I really need to fix that.”

“Blowing up? Again?”

“Yeah, it happens every few cycles. Don’t worry, your clothes are fine. I’ll just go and give the machine a kick.”

That settled it, I wanted out of there! I didn’t give a crap, the woman was fucking bonkers, with her exploding washing machines and all that. I didn’t know why I was still here, though. I did kind of like it there, though.

“Going somewhere?” Luna asked.

Crap, I suddenly realised she was naked!

“Just taking a walk, clearing me heid. Why are you naked?”

“I’m horny. Seeing you topless did it. Can I torture you?”

“No thanks, I should be going now.”

“Well, at least let me give you a blowjob.”

“Maybe. Just not now, OK? I’m still a bit spun from this,” I pointed to my head, referring to the wound.

“Well, how about after a cup of tea?”

“Fine, that’ll be just fine,” I yielded. I couldn’t help it. I couldn’t deny that I did want to shag the woman, insane or not.

“Will you take the rest of your clothes off? Please?”

“No!”

“Aw, come on, it’s only fair,” Luna said in an irresistibly cute voice.

There was no getting away from it, the woman was sexy, and she wanted to blow me. I supposed I should just get my kit off and do it, but I was feeling a bit reticent, even though I couldn’t really argue with her somewhat-insane logic.

“Well, tell you what, you go and make tea, and I’ll get my clothes off. No tea, no nudity from me, OK?”

“Fine, Ruslan,” Luna’s eyes rolled.

So, that was settled. Luna went to make the tea, and I waited until I heard the tea being poured. Then I took the rest of my clothes off. I was still feeling a bit reserved about it, but unfortunately, my dick was betraying my brain and thinking for me.

“Wow, Rus', that’s some erection you’ve got there. Can I stroke it?” Luna asked, as she set the tea cups down.

“OK, Luna, but be gentle.”

“Oh, I’m always gentle.” That cute smile appeared across her face again.

Her hand reached out and went around my hard shaft. That was actually pretty cool. I mean, yeah, I was still a bit reserved, but I was enjoying it too.

“You’ve got a lovely cock.”

“Thanks.”

“I still wanna tie you up, though.”

“I kinda want that, too.”

Okay, what the fuck was I saying?

“You have to be really sure. Do you want it?”

“Yes, I do. Please tie me up!”

“Aw, you’re so cute. Okay, follow me.”

Luna took my hand and led me to her bedroom.

“Lie on the bed. I’ll get my handcuffs.”

I laid on the bed and Luna fetched her handcuffs.

“Now, are you one hundred percent sure you want this?”

“Yes, now tie me up!”

Where was all that coming from? I’d never been interested in being tied up or anything, but the woman was really turning me on. Click, went the handcuffs. There was no escape now. Not that I wanted it.

“Now, all you need to do is lie there. Just let me do everything.”

“Fuck yeah, Loony!”

“Ha! I knew you called me that earlier! I love it, really.”

Loony Luna got to work on me, and boy, did she work! My naked and helpless body felt so exposed and... naked, obviously. She didn’t even touch me, but my cock was hard. Luna just stood there at the foot of the bed and looked at me. She fondled her breasts and ran her hands down her body. She stopped just where the neatly trimmed blonde hair on her pussy started. 'Please stop that and get my cock attended to, I’m desperate!’ I thought.

“Do you want your dick sucked?”

“Please.”

“Good boy.”

Luna didn’t suck my cock, though. Instead, she knelt on my knees and spread her legs.

“I’d like to finger fuck my pussy. I’m so wet. You did that to me, naughty!”

Her pussy was in such close proximity to me that I could feel the heat from it. Brings new meaning to a woman being ‘hot’, doesn’t it?

“I’m not going to touch you... not yet.”

She kept to her word and didn’t touch me. Instead, she just knelt there with her fingers inside her cunt and bounced up and down on them. I’d never been able to cum hands free before, but I was seriously getting close, it felt.

“I bet you want to cum, don’t you?”

“Can I?” I asked, almost begging.

“Maybe, but tell me something.”

“What? Anything!” Actually begging this time.

“How desperate to cum are you?” She teased, grinning at me.

“Desperate enough to want to break out of those damned handcuffs and get myself off!”

“Well, that’s pretty desperate,” Loony giggled.

Her hand reached out and she lightly touched the tip of my cock with just her index finger. I felt as if I might just cum there and then, but I wanted to let it go on as long as I could.

“My mouth is all hot and wet. I bet you want that cock sucked, don’t you?”

“Oh, please... fucking hell! Just do it!”

“Aw, that’s so cute. Desperation must really be setting in.”

Yeah? I just wanted to cum, to get my cock sucked! Not that I’d say that, I didn’t want to spoil the sexy atmosphere. I could hardly see anything because I was just about blind with horniness.

“Is this what you meant by ‘torture’ me?” I asked, breathily.

“Yeah, what did you think I meant? Like I was gonna take your teeth out with a hammer and such?”

“Actually, I did. Now that I realise this is what you meant, I’m okay with it.”

“I knew you’d come around,” Loony smiled.

“Nice pun, Loony. Why didn’t you just say you wanted to tease me?”

Her hand was now working slowly up and down my cock, saliva lubricating it.

“Because torture is better, it makes you shiver in anticipation. There’s a psychological reason behind it. You see, because you think that it’s gonna be sore, or whatever, you are pleasantly surprised when it’s not, and then you cum harder.”

“Lord, woman, you really are crazy!”

She was jerking harder this time.

“I know.”

Luna scooted backwards and onto her knees. Instinctively, my legs parted and let her between them.

“You’re gonna cum really hard!”

I was too damned horny to reply, but when Luna started sucking me... Wow, I just moaned, it was all I could muster. I knew it was not going to be long before I came.

“Are you close?” Luna smiled.

“Yeah,” I moaned feebly.

Luna took her hand away from my cock and stopped sucking as well. Torture. Pleasure. I wanted to cum, right then! Luna went back to herself and started masturbating again. Ah man, I just wanted to cum! I was so close, and she kept taking me to the edge and then away again. Crazy. So close, so far. Let me cum, please!

“Make me cum, Ruslan.”

Luna placed her herself so that my head was between her legs.

“Lick! Lick if you want to cum.”

I didn’t argue, on account of her being so delicious-looking. She held the back of my head and directed me. She didn’t merely hold my head, she actually pushed it right into her and almost smothered me. I was enjoying myself so much, but when she took my cock in her hand again, I nearly shot my load right there. I had to exercise control, I couldn’t cum until she did.

“Keep at that, I’m close!” Luna told me.

All I could do was keep going. I desperately wanted her to cum so that I could cum. I decided to try and speed things up by fingering her, but then I realised that my hands were bound. Darn, I so wanted to finger her! I bet she felt so nice inside. She wiggled around and moaned a little.

“That’s it, just like that!”

Her cunt was so damned close to my face, I still couldn’t breathe properly, but I just kept lapping like a crazy cat, which seemed to do it for her. Luna pulled my head closer to her and ground her pussy on my face, riding her orgasm out, squealing and uttering profanity, far too graphic to repeat here.

“Feels good, hmmm. Gosh, you sure know how to lick out a lassie, don’t you?”

“I try,” I said, muffled.

“I think it’s time for a wee reward now. I’ll just undo a cuff so you can cop a feel.”

“Finally!” I grinned.

Luna got back to my cock and started sucking. My free hand directed her to an angle where I could gently spank her as she sucked.

“I’m gonna let you cum this time, it’s only fair.”

Her mouth completely surrounded my cock and she lashed away with her tongue. Dang, she was an expert! My hand was enjoying its freedom and I started to finger her pussy, just like I wanted to. Luna grabbed me by the balls and rubbed. That was enough to get me thrusting and ready to cum. Her hand’s grip got tighter on my cock and her mouth went lower. I couldn’t take any more of the exquisite torture.

“Here comes that massive load you were talking about.”

Massive was a bit of an understatement. There was so much that Loony couldn’t keep it in her mouth all at the same time. She had to swallow some and let some drip out.

“Hang on, I’ll undo the other cuff.”

She undid the cuff and then licked the rest of my cum off of me.

“Tasty. Do you eat lots of cinnamon?”

“Quite, I’m addicted. I think I might be addicted to you, too.”

“Oh, that happens.”

We lay there in comfortable silence, just waiting for someone to make another move, but we both stayed put, enjoying the moment.

“Cuppa tea?” Loony offered.

“Don’t mind if I do.”

She got up and I watched as her bum wiggled when she walked. What the fuck just happened? So sexy!