I tell him to fuck off, then we both laugh.
He's married and I'm divorced, so I can be with different women (whenever I manage to find one who'll have me which isn't too very often I'll admit).
When we talk on the phone he always wants to hear the details if I've been with a woman. I tell him he's a freak because he just wants to beat off while I tell him about something he's not free to do. He tells me to fuck off then we both laugh.
He says I have an unhealthy appetite, or an obsession with eating pussy, therefore I MUST be some kind of freak.
I tell him he wouldn't think it was unhealthy if his wife let him do it more often and would wiggle her ass a little when he did, therefore he MUST be undersexed.
Keli was my kid's third grade teacher years ago. Keli is not undersexed. We bumped into each other at a TGI Friday's. Literally, we bumped into each other and I sloshed beer on her shirt--what women call a "top" (so where are you going to wear a shirt, on your bottom?).
She's divorced too, and dangerously pretty.
Yada-yada, ten days later we're naked in her queen-sized bed, and it turns out Keli and I are a perfect match: oh jesus I love to eat it, and oh god she loves to put it out.
A lot of times we don't even fuck.
I told my roommate I bet I've had my face between her legs in more positions than he knows how to fuck in. He says I'm a freak.
Then he says, "Tell me more about Keli."
Well, she doesn't shave her pussy, which is nice because it reminds me of what things were like when I first started having sex. Panties come off revealing nice bush and wet pussy. Visually a total turn-on. Making out and gently playing with your fingers in a chick’s pubic hair, then when she’s ready, not gently at all, pulling and twisting while you listen to her gasping and moaning.
But anyway, back to Keli. She's very physical. When I'm eating her, hell she works as hard as I do, pushing against me, grinding her pussy around and around on my face, sliding her wet self back and forth across my mouth, telling me what to do with my tongue. She makes it totally unbearable for herself, and that makes it fucking incredible for me.
She doesn't wrap her legs around my head much, she likes to spread herself wide, which is pretty goddam hot to see. Sometimes she reaches up and holds her toes to help keep her feet in the air and her legs wide apart.
My roommate says she and I both must be freaks, and I tell him if he ever heard the kind of groaning and whimpering and dirty talk she does he'd ask Jesus to make him a freak too.