It was obvious something was wrong. Every few minutes she took an iPhone out of her Louis Vuitton handbag and looked at it with a fixed angry glare. Then she pulled out her purse, extracted a piece of paper, a photograph from it and methodically tore it into pieces.
"Is something wrong?", I asked.
"Yes, these bloody windows don't open," she replied, hitting the window with her fist.
She was on the verge of tears, I moved across the aisle and put an arm round her. She buried her head in my chest and pounded the table with her fist.
"Oww," the last blow had missed the table and hit my leg.
"Oh, I am so very sorry," she replied, "don't mind me, I am just being silly."
"No problem."
"I could burn them but this is a non-smoking carriage," she started to laugh, hugging me closer.
"Fifty quid fine either way," I pointed out.
"Know what I would like to do right now?"
This seemed most likely to involve sharp objects and stabbing but I didn't want to break the mood so I just shook my head.
"Fuck."
I had no doubt she was serious, she had looked me straight in the eye and pronounced the word slowly and distinctly. My mind was racing but I forced myself to think about logistics. I had the condom I always carry, we were at most twenty minutes from my destination but there was a local stop five minutes earlier.
The carriage was almost empty but too full to risk fucking there. I nodded in the direction of the lavatory, "Right now?"
The cubicle was barely big enough for the two of us and had the stink of institutional disinfectant. She sat on the loo, unzipped my fly and began giving me a blow job.
I was already stiff but would need her to be wet. She sucked my cock with quick hurried strokes as I slid a hand inside her dress to touch her nipples.