"I don't think we should," said Sharon.
Sharon and Susan were both crouched around Susan's computer, looking at shoes. Susan and Sharon had become fast friends after Sharon and her husband John had moved in next door to Susan and her husband Tim. They had found that they had a lot in common, particularly a shopaholic streak that had at times taxed their respective husbands' patience, not to mention pocketbook.
"But look! They're on sale! And they're so cute!" Susan stamped her feet.
"I know..." Sharon was starting to weaken.
"Come on! If we both get a pair and show them off together, they can't get mad at us."
It was a weak argument, but Sharon went for it.
"Ok!" They huddled around the computer, each greedily going through the exercise of adding the right size to their virtual shopping cart and then checking out. As soon as they finished, they giggled together, proud of their perfect little conspiracy.
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Four days later, while the girls were both at the gym, the shoes arrived, one box for each. John was the first to answer the doorbell and sign for a package that he knew meant that his wife had been shopping on the Internet again. He was about to shut the door when he saw that the delivery man was about to ring Tim & Susan's door, and he was holding an identical box. John quickly put two and two together. He dropped the box inside his front door and headed next door.
Tim had just signed for Susan's shoes when John walked up and said, "You too?"
John sighed and replied, "I guess so. God love them, these women are going to put us in the poor house."
Tim shook his head. "I know. Susan is like a spoiled little girl sometimes. I just want to take her over my knee."
John smirked, "Yeah. It's like when the two of them are together they lose their self control."
They both just stood and thought about that. John raised his head and said, "You know, maybe taking them over our knees isn't a bad idea."
Tim smiled, "Well, no time like the present, eh?"
They spent a few minutes planning. The girls had taken Susan's car, so Tim and John set up in Tim and Susan's house. They set two kitchen chairs in the living room, facing each other. And then they waited.
A few minutes later, the girls walked in from the gym. They both had sweat pants and T shirts on and their hair in pony tails. They saw their husbands sitting in the living room and stopped, their faces showing puzzled looks.
Tim spoke up, "Come in, ladies. We have something to discuss." He pointed to the floor between the two chairs. The girls exchanged a nervous look, walked over sheepishly and stood holding their hands in front of them.
Tim continued, "What do you suppose came while you were out?"
Susan and Sharon looked at each other and then back at the floor.
John spoke next, "Sharon, you got one too. Same looking box. What's in it?"
Sharon cleared her throat, "Shoes."
Tim then asked Susan, "Yours too?"
Susan nodded, "They were on sale. We saved 50%!"
Tim rolled his eyes, "Yeah? Wanna know how to save 100%?"
Susan bit her lip and looked back at the floor.
John said, "The both of you feed off each other with this shopping thing. And we've had it. We've both decided that if the two of you are going to behave like spoiled little children when you're together, then you're going to be punished like children together. Both of you are going to get over our knees for a good, hard spanking. Right now!"