I could remember most of the night but not going back to his parents house.
I checked my watch and found it was almost midday. I called out but there was no one around so I wrapped myself up in the sheet and made for the bathroom.
I took a long shower and I gave myself a nice gentle rub thinking of the strippers from the night before and how I had to eat slices of banana from their naked breasts.
I then dried off and with only a towel around my waist I headed for the kitchen and made myself a cup of tea.I was not a stranger to the house so knew where everything was.
I was pouring the water into the cup when the door opened and in walked Jill, my son-in-law's mother who is very short and slim, about 10years older than I and equipped with the most enormous tits.
She greeted me with a smile and asked how I slept and told me how drunk I had been and how I had been very...suggestive the previous night.
I could not remember any of it as I had been so drunk. We just stood there and chatted and I could not take my eyes of her huge firm tits that were pointing directly at me. Her erect nipples were only covered by a thin bra and T-shirt.
We chatted for a few minutes and I cheekily said, "It's rude to point you know." indicating that her nipples were erect.
She said, "I was thinking the same thing," and pointed at my towel which clearly showed my cock had also grown semi-erect without me noticing.