The first time I saw Leanne, I was wanking. The second time too. Which should come as no surprise really, as I’m always wanking. When Violet isn’t spreading her thighs and showing me everything she’s got by the light of her impressive new TV, I seek visual stimulation elsewhere and, thankfully, it is all around me.
There’s a park at the end of our road. It has no playground, no flat areas for ball games, and it’s relatively small so no kids play there, but it’s a magnet for dogs and their owners. The 'dog bog', I call it. A steady procession of canines and their companions provides me with an embarrassment of wanking material. Though I’m perving all-year-round, summer is obviously best, when short skirts and vest tops give me the best views. And it was summer when Leanne first appeared. July the fourteenth to be exact, an appropriately hot and sticky summer’s day.
I’d come close to shooting over the widow from number 64, whose terrier always takes a fancy to the lamppost at the end of my drive. It runs circles around it, sniffs and repeats, over and over. More often than not, she tugs on his tether, curses quietly then cries, 'Come on, Charlie!' and drags him away. But on this memorable day, the tall nameless blonde waited patiently, skilfully letting out the lead and spooling it back in, rotating her shoulders and stretching her back between occasionally squatting to pat Charlie’s little black and white head. For some reason and despite the glare, she swivelled her sunglasses up from her eyes and rested them on the top of her head. As per usual, Widow 64's almost pretty face was heavily made-up, her shoulder-length hair coiffured to perfection. Each squat took her short skirt higher, showed off a little more of her skinny bronzed thighs and I reckoned it was only a matter of time before I saw more than she would have wanted me to see. As well as almost seeing her knickers, I could see right down her scanty yellow top to where the sagging flesh of her generous tits overflowed her black bra. Through Jeff's battered old bird-watching binoculars, I zoomed in on the battered old bird, even fancied I could spy the arc of a dark brown areola. The world beyond both the widow and my window began to blur as the background hum of dirty pleasure rose to a depraved primal scream. A familiar film began to play in which I fucked the skinny bitch up her skinny arse, slapped her skinny flesh and pulled her perfect hair till her orgasmic screams brought the whole street out to watch our animalistic rutting.
A honked horn and the squeal of tyres on tarmac broke the spell, snagged the spinning spool till the freeze-framed celluloid blackened then burned through. My fist somehow stilled. I released my grip. Loins pulsed, once, twice, yet my powder - and the T-shirt on the floor between my knees - remained dry. That was admirable! My eyes refocused onto the sunlit street. Both Widow 64 and her dog were gone. In their place, a red Toyota saloon. Gravel crunched as the front wheels turned hard right and rolled onto Violet’s drive.
The engine’s gentle thrum ceased. In its place, the thump-thump of an indeterminate rock track permeated the humid air; I struggled to name it, but it was almost all bass drum and, annoyingly, its provenance evaded me. I grabbed my tool once more and began to wank in time to the beat, my eyes fixed on the driver’s door, praying for a fantasy fix.
Music died. The door clicked and swung open. A hand appeared. A bare foot. A naked leg. Blonde hair. A head. A naked torso. Another leg. Fuck! Beyond my wildest dreams! My fist was pounding now, my breathing laboured. Stand there! Please! Just stand there you fucking beauty till I am done with you! She stood. She gazed around. Fuck and fuck again! She was petite, to say the least, surely no more than five feet tall. I fucking love petite. But for the curves, she could have been sixteen or seventeen - not that I love teenagers only. Obviously. I just adore diminutive doll-like women. And was she a doll! Honeyed tits were almost out of the skimpiest white bikini. Honeyed arse was out too, the thong snared somewhere deep between her plush cheeks. Large rounded sunglasses slid from the top of her head and hid her doubtlessly pretty face before I'd even seen it, but I didn't mind - the tits and arse, the flat stomach above a rounded pudendum and a hint of pussy lips showing through the tight thong were more than enough stimulation. If only I’d had my phone handy! The resultant film would have fuelled many a future wanking frenzy. The regret delayed my orgasm, but only by a dozen or so strokes. This was it and it was going to be sensational.
Violet's front door opened. My lover stepped into view. My lover. The phrase set my climax even further back. Yes, we were lovers: since that first time in her kitchen, we had done everything sexual either of us had ever wanted to do - and we were still pushing the boundaries: indeed, that very evening, with Rachel on a night out with some work colleagues, Vi was going to do my arse with the huge strap-on she'd recently bought from Amazon. No one would have guessed how hot and dirty this dear old lady could be. The old looked the young up and down and cackled in that throaty way of hers.
'Leanne! What are you wearing?'
She cackled again then stepped forwards and clasped her semi-naked visitor to her hunched and seemingly frail body, which, I hasten to add, was not frail at all. Believe me! I'd regularly ridden it to near destruction and it had always - touch wood - always held up.
'It's so hot, Auntie Vi! I couldn't bear to wear anything more.'
Vi released her grip, held her niece at arm's length and gazed lovingly into her face. Leanne. So this was the girl she'd spoken so fondly of, the youngest daughter of her dead husband's youngest brother. It had taken me a moment to get my head around that description and then several more to get my head around everything else she had told me. The adjectives ‘troubled’ and ‘damaged' had been applied to her, though, from this distance at least, she looked neither. If I were selling this perfect little thing then ‘mint in box’ would have been my description, if not ‘fucking mint in fucking box’.
Vi's gaze suddenly shifted and, through the narrow gap in my blind, our eyes met. Could she really see me, or did she instinctively know I'd be there? She was transfixed for so long that the girl turned and followed her stare, lifted her sunglasses for a better view and squinted, shielding her eyes from the blinding sun with a saluting hand. She was, as I had predicted, very pretty indeed, her face as impossibly doll-like as the rest of her. Wearily shaking her head, Vi turned and quickly ushered the girl into her house. With a last glance at my first-floor bedroom window, she closed the door.
My well-trained fist was still moving, though the enclosed flesh was now noticeably softer. I tried to picture the girl again, imagined tugging down that skimpy thong and feasting on those swollen lips, but all I could see was Vi's shaking head. The softening theme continued. Damn! But what was this? A flurry of familiar yelps set my pulse racing again. Striding into view, the tall black woman from number 48 - the big bungalow around the corner - her little dog tugging its lead so hard it was walking on its hind legs. Black 48 moved elegantly, like a model, her long, raven hair flowing behind her. The cambered tar and gravel was instantly glamorised, infinitely more catwalk than dogwalk. My eyes rolled up her long bare legs, from her sandalled heels to the high hem of her beautifully tailored shorts. They fixed on her rounded arse as it oscillated machine-like in the skintight confines of the khaki cloth. It was beautiful. Fucking beautiful. The dog’s yelps became her yelps as I speared her reluctant sphincter with my rigid tool, tugged on her tits and hammered against her firm slapping flesh. In rhythm with her slowly pumping arse cheeks, I too pumped then pumped and pumped some more, till my speeding cum audibly splattered the radiator and dripped obscenely onto the waiting shirt.
+
'He wanks while watching women walking their dogs. He's a bit sad, really.'
We were in the garden, lounging on loungers, soaking up the sun and sipping G & T's. Auntie Vi's whispered response to my query took me aback. I spat.
'Dirty old sod!' You ought to call...'
She interrupted my stock response with a hiss.
'He's not old. Quite young, really... Anyway, what were we saying?'
'I was asking you about the pervert over the road. Is he married?'
'No, before that!'
'But I want to know about the pervert!'
Auntie Vi sighed wearily.
'Leanne, dear, he isn't a pervert.'
'He sounds like one!'
'Well, he's not. Anyway...'
Like the Iron Lady, whose autobiography my sexy politics lecturer had suggested I read, I was not for turning.
'So is he married?'
Another weary sigh.
'I don't know...'
'He lives over the road and you don't know if he's married?'
Obviously agitated, Auntie Vi peered anxiously around then placed an index finger to her lips before continuing.
'I really don't want to talk about him. So can we please leave it? Your mum said you're taking a gap year. Are you going to work? Travel?'
I tamely shrugged. Heedless, she swept onwards.
'If you’re travelling, please take someone with you. Have you a... a boyfriend?’ And then, obviously as a further distraction, she became uncharacteristically PC. ‘Er... a girlfriend? Bi, trans, questioning...?'
I was totally intrigued. Something was going on here and there was no way I was going to let it go. A thought appeared from nowhere.
'Does he...' I hesitated before plunging in. 'Does he watch you?'
As her face froze, she coloured. And then she coloured some more.
'Another drink?'
She motioned to rise. I swirled my glass. The ice clinked.
'No, thanks. I'm driving.' I leaned towards her, lowered my voice and rasped. 'Auntie Vi, does the dirty, sad, wanking fucker across the road spy on you?'
I knew she forbade bad language at her house, but, for once, she ignored it. Her shrug - cleverly echoing my own avoidance technique - caused her dangling tits to bounce in their black bikini cups. My eyes swept over her. For an old girl, she was surprisingly physically tidy. In total contrast to her crumpled old face, her bronzed body was almost girlish and I doubted mine would look half as good at her age, or even half her age. Then I noticed something else.
'What's that on your thigh?'
She jumped slightly and, even through her sunglasses, I saw the terror in her eyes.
'What? Where?'
Her hands fell to her lap. She looked down and pretended to examine her upper legs, though I knew she really wasn't looking at all. I reached out an arm, pointed a finger to just below her bikini bottoms and giggled.
'That! There! Auntie Vi! Is that a love bite?'
'Oh, that?' She licked a finger then rubbed the mark as if she could erase it. 'I had an accident at the gym.'
'What,’ I giggled again, ‘someone accidentally gave you a love bite on your inner thigh at the gym? That's one gym I would join!'
The cool gloom of the house was a relief. She came back from the bedroom wearing her ancient silk dressing gown and slumped in the armchair opposite to mine. She looked suddenly older and I was sorry for the pain I had obviously caused her. Creased and veiny hands covered her face. Her sad, crying face.
'You have to promise...'
I leapt in with another stock answer.
'I can't make a promise without knowing what it is I'm promising! That can lead to all sorts of trouble, that can!'
'Leanne! For fuck's sake!' That had my attention. I had never heard Auntie Vi swear. With a sweep of a hand, she wiped her face and then leaned forwards. 'Get fucking real! If the rest of the family find out, they'll disown me!'
'Disown you?' I was incredulous. 'Why?'
'It's not been nearly long enough since... since... In their eyes, I'd be pissing on Jeff's memory.'
I sniffed incredulously.
'Come on, Auntie Vi! They're not that bad!'
But in truth, I knew they were. Though it was several years ago, they had never forgiven me for what had happened with Uncle Jim. Jim was not my real uncle, but Dad's best friend who I'd always called uncle for some reason. I was eighteen at the time and he was forty-nine. How the fuck was that ever my fucking fault? Anyway... That was history. Secret history. Known only to four - Mum, Dad, Jim and me. They insisted it stay that way. It was still-painful history to me, but what the fuck. The memories inspired me to ask a question, a really juicy question, one I fancied might have an even juicier answer - Vi and Jim had always been big buddies and there were murmurs that - despite the age difference - they might once have been lovers themselves.
'Who is it then? Come on! Tell me! Surely not Uncle Jim?'
Her eyes were so wide, I swear I could see her soul. And then I actually could.
'Look. We have sex. All kinds of sex.’
I was flabbergasted.
‘Who? You and Jim?’
She winced.
‘No! What? After what he did to you?' Oh, maybe not so secret after all. Anyway, he'd done nothing to me that I had not begged for. Auntie Vi winced again. 'Not fucking likely! Me and... and...' She nodded her head in the direction of the house across the road. 'That's it. That's my secret. And yes, before you ask again, he is married.’
‘Fuck, Auntie Vi!’
‘Look, I'm ashamed of it... and yet I'm glad of it. So fucking glad of it. Now do you understand?' She mistook my silent incredulity for silent incredulity of an entirely different type and lashed out with a dangerously pointing finger. 'After Jeff died, obviously! When I was all on my own! Fuck, Leanne! Fuck! What do you fucking take me for?'
Four in one delivery. Wow! I was suitably admonished.
'I... I never imagined... while Uncle Jeff... Honest! I never imagined!'
I had never imagined it. Any of it. She stood slowly and came to me, knelt between my legs and hugged me, her heavy old head resting between my firm young tits, her droopy old silk-clad tits resting on my naked thighs. Her tears dripped like the runniest spunk, wetting my bikini top and delineating a rising nipple. Both by my associations and my physical reactions, I suddenly realised I was turned on - and not by Auntie Vi's proximity, I hasten to add, but by the thought that she was still doing it, probably doing it in this very room - perhaps every room in the fucking house - and with a guy around half her age. I had to ask, though, to he honest, I already had a fair inkling.
‘So why all the pervert talk? What was that about?’
‘Because I was afraid...’ She pensively bit her lip. ‘It was... a... a red herring, sweetheart.’
‘Oh. Okay. But why?’
Her eyebrows rose asymmetrically, further twisting her ironic smile.
‘Have you looked in the mirror recently?’
I not only feigned shock, I was actually shocked.
‘Auntie Vi! As if I’d be interested in some middle-aged pervert!’
Her eyebrows arched even higher. Ah. Yes. Fair enough. My track record wasn’t good there. To be honest, Jim had never stood a chance. Not a fucking chance. I had always wanted him to break me in, and when the chance came, I grabbed it. I loved older men, especially married older men, had never been even vaguely interested in boys my own age. So perhaps, as Mum and Dad had made it quite clear to me at the time, it actually was my fault. Who even knows? Soon after all the dust had settled, Jim was accused of 'messing' with someone even younger than I had been. Maybe that was my fault too...
Auntie Vi rose and kissed me on the cheek, her eyes pleading, her dry lips quivering.
'Please don't say anything to your dad, your mum. Not to anyone. The shame...’
I shook my head. Not that I could ever have broached such a subject with Dad. Even if he'd been speaking to me, he would never have understood. Though years younger than his brother Jeff, he was somehow of an older generation, almost Victorian in his outlook. And, as you may already have gathered, Mum was no better. No, there was no one I could tell and no one I wanted to tell. If Auntie Vi were getting her kicks with this guy - pervert or not - who was I to judge? It was unconventional, but so what? Jim had been three times my age with three daughters older than me, and I had loved every fucking minute of it. It broke my teenage heart when it all came out and, as you may already have guessed, I had never really recovered, was still fucked up beyond reckoning. I instantly and easily promised myself I would not expose Auntie Vi to any of that.
'Not a word. I swear. Not to anyone. I'm pleased for you.' I smiled a genuine heartfelt smile 'Really pleased. Fuck me!' Wonder and not a little admiration shook my grinning head. Perhaps fuelled by the gin, or perhaps by the sex chemicals that swirled through my system, I felt suddenly emboldened. 'What's he like?' I winked. 'Yer know?'
'Leanne!'
She looked suitably shocked. I smirked and tried again.
'Go on! What's he like?'
Her face softened. While smiling an almost dirty smile, she perched on the edge of her chair then paused as if about to commence a long and saucy monologue.
'He's... big.' Her brows rose and fell. 'Very big.' I gasped, then giggled, hadn't expected such instant intimate revelations. Her eyes became those of a lovestruck teenager. 'And he can go all night. All. Fucking. Night.'
‘Fuck!’
She leaned further forward, twisted her mouth and squeezed close one eye and I knew she was considering sharing something, something that till that moment she had intended to keep to herself.
‘The pervert bit was over the top,’ her sniff was reflective, ‘though it wasn't a complete lie - he does wank while watching women walking their dogs. Morning, afternoon, evening.' She cackled. 'All the fucking time, to be honest! He's quite open about it, well, with me at least. I don't mind. It harms no one.' Her old eyes narrowed and the dirty smile returned. 'And he wanks while watching me too. I love giving him something to watch. I feel so alive when I know he is watching me...’
Her eyes momentarily glazed over. A conspiratorial nod to her perennially open curtains spoke volumes. It was my turn to be suitably shocked.
'Auntie Vi!'
She was on a roll now.
'I've never felt so wanted. So desired. So... sexy! He's hot. So fucking hot.'
'What about his wife?'
Again the smile.
'I don't know. I've only had him, sweetheart.' She winked. 'So far, I've only had him.'
Auntie Violet went to the shops for some bits for tea. I offered to give her a lift, but she declined, said she both enjoyed and needed the walk. She added that she usually bumped into someone for a chat and said those encounters were the cornerstone of her social life, so who was I to argue? She said make yourself at home. So I did.
+
Music. Loud thumping music. It came from across the road. I peered through the downstairs window. The car, the red Toyota, was still on Vi's drive. Its delicious owner was nowhere in sight. And then there she was. In her left hand, a bucket and a sponge, while Vi's dripping bright yellow hosepipe dangled from her right. I dashed upstairs, tore off my shorts and underpants and, stark naked, took up my regular spot by the window. I'd be wearing kneeholes in the bedroom carpet at this rate.
Though I had cum no more than an hour beforehand, I was hard in moments. As I toyed with my glans, she similarly twiddled with the hose-end. The sudden spray hit the bodywork, reflected back onto her and soaked her through. She squealed then laughed before deftly taking control of the powerful flow. The once white bikini was now all but transparent. By refocusing Jeff's old binoculars, I could see her nipples quite clearly, while her pubic landing strip also sprang nicely into view. Christ! She was fit as fuck and showing almost everything she'd got, standing on tiptoe and stretching across the bonnet then pressing her tits into the windscreen, much like the hot whory tease in an old black and white prison breakout film I'd once seen. But this was real and in full colour and infinitely, infinitely hotter.
Now the soapy bit. Oh, God! How she massaged that bodywork! So wrapped up in her work was she that not once did she look up or glance around. Now the music took her and she moved in time with it, gyrating her hips and dancing round the car as though starring in one of those soft-porn soft-rock videos. Suds were everywhere. I realised she was covered in them. She seemed to simultaneously realise it too and held the hose above her head to rinse herself off. Incredibly, she took out her tits one by one and removed all the soapy residue by sensuously rubbing and squeezing. When she popped them back in, the nipples protruded obscenely through the wet cloth. I'd stopped myself cumming at least a hundred times by that point, yet still I held back, edging and ogling in equal measure till I was unable to touch myself for fear of uncontrolled ejaculation. And then she did this. And I spontaneously spurted my cream.
A thumb tugged at the triangle that barely covered her pudendum. The hosepipe eased slowly, perpendicularly, down inside the sopping material. Her eyes closed in bliss and she threw back her head. Even through the cloth, it was obvious that the hose was nestled between her lips, pissing its contents through the tight weave and out into a disbelieving world. Then she turned it back onto herself and shuddered with the pleasure the spurting water gave her. A moan left her lovely lips. And another. And yet another, longer and lower. Knees splayed, she staggered blindly sideways and leaned against the car for support. And then she came.
At least, I think she came. That was the point at which my own orgasm both blinded and deafened me. When I came round, she was still standing there, her backside pressed into the car door, her head bowed and arms hanging limply by her sides. The now inert hose lay prone on the ground, much as my spent dick lay limply across my palm. Slowly, she raised her chin, turned her head and her big blue eyes met mine. She grinned and gave me a coy little wave. Honestly. That's what she did. And then she did this. The sexy little bitch did this. Shielded from the rest of the street by the now gleaming car, and with her smouldering eyes never leaving mine, she stripped, took off her bikini, unclipped the top and lowered the bottoms, till she stood naked before me. She sensuously bit a finger then swept her dripping hair from her lovely face before stepping slowly, seductively, back towards the car. The door opened, the music flared then died and the door clicked closed once more. A chirp and double flash of indicators told me it was locked and that this wondrous episode was over. After picking up and then wringing out her dripping bikini, she sidled her naked sexy arse back into the house.
+
I threw my bikini over Auntie Vi's washing line then drip-dried myself while pacing her lawn. Five minutes. It was all I dared wait. Well, more like four and a half, actually and every second was torture. On stepping through the door, I looked up and down the road, listening for cars, footsteps, anything, and heard nothing. Dressed only in Auntie Vi's old dressing gown and with my damp hair tied back, I hurried across the street on tiptoe, gingerly avoiding the roughest patches, wincing whenever my sole met with a grain of loosened gravel. And there were plenty of those. The cool of the shaded lawn soothed my poor feet. And then I was there. At the pervert's door. Heart pounding and not a little light-headed, I raised my fist then noticed the bell. Ding, dong, ding. His shadow crossed the glass.