When I was just a little girl, I told everyone that I was going to marry a cowboy and live on a ranch in Texas when I grew up. I grew up and married a Connecticut Yankee but I still loved everything cowboy/cowgirl. I loved country music. I loved to go square dancing. I love to go horseback riding. I loved to go honky-tonking. With my Connecticut Yankee I never got to dress western, listen to country and western music, go horseback riding, or go to a honky-tonk. As the years passed, I thought about those things less and less until I opened my front door and found the Marlboro Man standing on my front porch. He actually looked like that ruggedly handsome cowboy that used to be in all those Marlboro Cigarette ads. He dressed like him too. Billy Bo stood there in pointed cowboy boots, boot cut western Jeans, a Western style Jean shirt, and black Stetson in hand.
With the baby on the way, I decided to rent out one of our spare bedrooms for the extra money it would bring in. I had placed an ad in the local paper a week earlier offering the furnished room with free cable hook up and telephone connection; three home cooked meals every day and full house privileges for $500 a month. The telephone was ringing constantly with people interested in looking at it. I wrote everybody’s name, number, and the time that they were coming to look at it down, but somehow I neglected to write down that Billy Bob was coming to look at it. Obviously I told him to come over at eight and I would fix him breakfast. I forgot to write it down on my personal calendar, so his arrival took me by surprise. I started to keep a diary the day after Betty and I made love the first time. My personal calendar was part of that diary which I kept locked in my desk.
A few days after Betty and I made love, she confessed that her seventeen-year-old son was a voyeur. He laid in wait to catch a glimpse of me naked and then whack off as he watched me. She told me that he had the wall beneath his window completely covered in cum stains. Picturing him standing there behind the curtains, pumping away on his cock as he watched me turned me on so I stopped getting dressed in the morning. I wandered around the kitchen naked, spending a lot of time in front of the windows. The kitchen was right below my bedroom, both facing my backyard and their house. My bedroom window and the kitchen windows were the only ones that faced his bedroom window. Being an exhibitionist made me so horny that I always climaxed the second I ran my massaging shower head over my little love button. Anyway, that’s the state I was in when Billy Bob rang my doorbell.
I always kept a short, white, silk Kimono Robe lying across the back of a kitchen chair because I would have had a hard time explaining my behavior to Ralph if he ever returned home unexpectedly and found me running around naked. As the doorbell rang a second time, I grabbed my Kimono, wrapped it around my naked flesh, and cinched it tight at the waist.
"Mornin, Ma’am. I’m Billy Bob. I’m here to see the room we talked about."
"Ah, yeah. I forgot you were coming this morning. Come on in. Let me show you the room first and then the rest of the place."
"Thank you, Ma’am."
He was behind me and I could feel his eyes on my bare legs and thighs as I lead him up the stairs to the second floor where the bedrooms were.
"If you decide to take the room, Billy Bob, you’re going to have to stop calling me Ma’am. It makes me feel old."
I smiled back over my shoulder at him.
"My name’s Cathy. Just plain Cathy. Ok?"
"Yes, Ma’…Cathy. Ah, hmmm…. You’re name may be Cathy but there nothing plain about you, Cathy."
"Why, thank you sir but flattery won’t get you out of paying the rent on time."
I smiled at him again and led the way into the bedroom.
"Well, this is it. What you see is what you get."
Jesus, I thought, I’m actually flirting with a guy I just met.
"As you can see, your room, well it will be your room if you take, shares a bathroom with mine. Everyone else that looked at the room liked the room but didn’t like the idea of sharing a private bathroom.
I opened the bathroom door and stepped inside.
"As you can see, there are bolts on the bathroom side of your door and mine that can be slid closed when one of us is in there so you would have plenty of privacy."
He looked slowly around the small bathroom, taking everything in.