I nearly splurted out the hot chocolate I was sipping on. I'd never heard Catríona say anything like that before. She was always ever-so polite and somewhat of a goody-two-shoes. So when she said that, especially in context, it was incredibly hard to believe.
I had know Catríona for years. We lived in the same small city in the south-east of Ireland. I'd first met her through local drama classes, and to be honest I developed quite a little crush on her in my first few encounters with her. She had no problem with acting like an idiot for the sake of a laugh, and she could always be counted on to lighten the mood wherever she went. The only thing that shone brighter than her golden blonde hair was her personality. She had no scruples with being very physically affectionate, and every time I saw her she wrapped me in a huge hug and squeezed me tight, inadvertantly squashing her ample breasts against me. In those first few weeks I found I couldn't help but have a constant erection while I was in her company.
However, as time went on it became very obvious that she didn't have any real interest in me beyond that of being friends, and I decided not to get hung up on her. Around the same time I started going out with my first girlfriend, Saoirse, Catríona met her boyfriend Ger. Although my time going out with Saoirse was short, the other two seemed a perfect match for one another and were going out for a good two years.
It was because of this that I was in her company now. Catríona had missed my birthday because she was away in Majorca with Ger. What should have been a perfect romantic holiday turned to disaster when Catríona returned from shopping one day to find her boyfriend in bed with some local tart. Needless to say, the relationship was over then and there, and Catríona was on the next plane back to Ireland.
She had asked to meet up our favourite café to chat it over, and I readily agreed to it as the poor girl obviously needed some consoling. (And when I say "café" what I really mean is that it was a pub that had an outdoor patio area and served coffee.) We talked it over for an hour or two, me playing the part of the shoulder to cry on. And I could tell that this was really beating her up inside; for the first time ever she wasn't incredibly bubbly, and her hair didn't seem to shine as bright.
It was just as the waiter left from delivering our umpteenth round of hot chocolates that she leaned back, sighed, and came out with that unexpected statement.
I stared at her, fairly shocked. "Say what now?"
She laughed, and fixed me with with a look from those deep green eyes of hers.
"I said, I really think I need some cock right now."
I gave her a wide-eyed raised eyebrow. This was highly uncharacteristic of her. With her looks and personality I had no misconceptions about her lack of virginity, but I had always thought she'd be the kind of person to respect and cherish the act of lovemaking.
Apparently I thought wrong.
"What?" she smirked.
"Nothing," I replied, "I've just never heard you say something that vulgar before."
This made her laugh again.
"I'm not some innocent angel in here," she said as she tapped her head, "I think about cocks and fannies as much as anyone else. And right now my fanny could really use a good cock in it."
I still hadn't quite recovered from the first shock, and then my best female friend saying something as raunchy as that knocked me for six again.
"What's with you all of a sudden?" I asked, careful to keep the tone light.
"Sudden my arse," was her retort, "I've been riding cock for ages. Ger used to shag me senseless every night..."
She paused for a split second, obviously beating down some unwanted memory.
"Look, I've not gotten the ride since I got back from holidays last month, and I am horny as fuck."
Before I could stop myself I quipped, "Is that an offer?"
Catríona's expression suddenly changed from one of frustration to one of contemplation. She didn't contemplate for long, and quickly decided for herself.
"Sure fuck it, why the fuck not?" she said with a grin.
"I was actually only having a laugh..." I replied, surprised she took the remark seriously.
"No seriously though, why not? I could tell you fancied the arse off me when we first met. You seriously saying you haven't thought about me like that since?"
I had indeed thought about her like that quite a few times, usually late at night and often involving a number of kleenex to clean the resulting mess.
I scanned my mind for an adequate excuse to say no. I had recently started having feelings for Saoirse again, but after one particular night of fun she seemed to want to return to just being friends again. After an unexpectedly difficult search, I blurted out the best excuse I could come up with.
"But I've no condoms..."
She laughed. Her mood had picked up considerably, and there was something of a twinkle in her eyes.
"You can feck off with your condoms, sure I'm on the pill. Nothing to worry about there."
I looked long and hard across the table. I could feel something else growing long and hard under the table as I surveyed Catríona up and down. It had to be said, she was looking incredibly well that day. Her slim frame was being covered with a clinging T-shirt, not revealing any cleavage but perfectly complimenting her swelling bosoms. She was wearing a pair of dark jeans which also clung to her body, emphasising her round buttocks and slender thighs.
I brought my gaze back up to her face. She truly was pretty, gorgeous even. Her skin looked perfectly smooth and soft, and her eyes shone like two shimmering emeralds. Her hair fell about her shoulders, and as a small gust of wind blew through it my mind was made up.
"Well," I started, with a bit of a reluctant tone, deciding to tease her for just a second, "I guess if you really need cock, I wouldn't be much of a gentleman if I didn't give it to you."
I flashed her a cheesy smile. Her face lit up in return, and she leaned across the table and slapped the gob on me.
She had both hands on the back of my head and kissed me with a hell of a lot of enthusiasm. She was a sloppy kisser, licking and sucking around my mouth, playing games with my tongue as it rubbed against hers. It was incredible.
After a minute of that, she sat back down in her chair and grinned. "Well, I couldn't ride you if I hadn't even shifted you first. I have standards."
I grinned right back. "Not a problem. That was as good as I ever expected it to be."
"So, shall we head on? Your house would probably be best, considering I live in the back arse of nowhere."
I readily agreed. We paid for our drinks and strolled off towards where I live. Thank god no-one was home at the time. When we reached my street the sun was beginning to set. Not so much that the streetlights were on, but enough to give the pair of us long shadows stretching across the ground. The pair of shadows blended into one as I slipped my hand around her waist while we walked. She leaned up and kissed me on the cheek. My erection was practically bursting through my trousers when we arrived at my front door.
We walked down the hall and reached the stairs. As I was about to turn and start to climb them, Catríona suddenly pushed me sideways into the sitting room. I stumbled across the floor and fell onto the couch. I rolled onto my back to face the door, and saw Catríona saunter in with a smirk.
Before I had a chance to move myself into a more comfortable position, she swung her leg up and straddled me where I lay.