Well here we go, perhaps I need to change my outlook on life, perhaps I should explain, I had just read the Yes Man by Danny Wallace, and it made me think did I said Yes very often, the answer of course was No. I did not want to fly all over the world, but I wondered if I should say yes more often?
Perhaps I should introduce myself, my name is Fred and I am a thirty something, married to Bev and working in Personnel, sorry Human Resources, forgot change of name since I started work. Our best friends are Dave and Sally, and I have just woke up on a Saturday morning alone, Bev is staying with her mother for the weekend, and last night I fucked Sally for the first time, hopefully not the last.
Today, I had to take Kelly the daughter of Mrs. Lee, who always looked frumpy, to University. Mrs Lee never had on nice clothes and probably wore cotton white undies. Kelly could have been very pretty, but always wore sloppy jumpers and jogging bottoms; if she had a figure I never saw it. Kelly was in the second year of university and normally her dad took her, but he had been involved in an accident and wrote off his car. So as I was the Yes man, when asked I had to do it.
I had some breakfast and went over to Mrs. Lee's house at 9.30 as arranged; Kelly answered the door, wearing a black sloppy jumper and black jogging bottoms with trainers, wearing a baseball cap. I had never seen her without a cap and did not know what colour her hair was.
"Hi Mr. Yorke, I am already to help load the car, but can we call into my friend's house on the way, as I need to pick something up?. Please do not mention the detour to Mum"
"Sure no problem, but call me Dave, else I will call you Miss Lee"
I went in to the house and picked up a suitcase to take to the car; on the clothes house I saw a white bra and a pair of large white knickers, no doubt Mrs. Lees.
It took the two of us about 45 minutes to load the car; Mrs. Lee had gone to the shops. Just as we were about to leave, she arrived home, "Oh Kelly glad I caught you, I need the small white holdall"
"Mum I got some of my clothes in it"
I said "Do you need it today?"
"No, but I need it next weekend"
"Okay, what if Kelly empties it today and I drop it back to you?"
"That would be fine
"Right lets go then Kelly"
We got into the car and set off Kelly directed me to her friend' house, popped in for about 5 minutes and reappeared carrying a black holdall. "Thanks, there are a few things in here that I need, especially as I am sharing a house with 3 boys, and there are only three bedrooms! Oh the look on your face when I said that"
"Is it that truth then?"
"No of course not I am sharing with 3 other girls and we each have our own room, but I might run into some boys"
We chatted as we went along, but only about the weather, her course at University and then we listened to the radio, Kelly dozed for about half an hour. We had been travelling for about 2 hours on the motorway when she woke up,
"Coffee and a comfort stop?”
"Good idea."
I drove into the next motorway services and got out of the car. Kelly picking up the holdall said "You get the coffee and I will see you in the restaurant."
I got the coffee and was sitting in the restaurant, waiting for Kelly when I spotted a gorgeous girl entering, she was wearing a black leather look mini skirt that was hung low on her hips and a short fruit of the looms dark green t-shirt. You could see her flesh between the shirt and skirt, her hair was red and in ringlets, she must have been about a 32 B at the most, if only I was not with Kelly.
She walked towards me and I glanced down, I did not want her to know I was ogling her. She came up to the table and said "Right Dave I am ready for the coffee now"
It was Kelly, "Wow you look completely different, with nice clothes and make-up, not of course that your other clothes are not nice"
"Mum would die if she saw me now"
"A red head as well"
"Yes and natural just like my mum"
"But her hair is brown!"
"Not naturally. Mum is really a red head but changed it when Dad left"
I thought to myself another challenge, I found out that Sally whilst blonde up top, was darker down below, perhaps I should see if I could find out if Mrs. Lee was red down below.
We drank our coffee and got back into the car, Kelly dozed again and I hoped her skirt may rise up, so that I could see if she wore white panties like her mother. She had told me the clothes she was now wearing were kept for her by her friend, as mummy would not have approved. Whilst her tee shirt rose up, I could not see the bottom of her breasts or bra if she had one on. The tee shirt covered all of her shoulders so I could not see any straps.
Kelly woke up as we arrived in the University town and directed me to the house she was renting for the year. The front door was locked, and on ringing the bell no one answered.
"I am not surprised, Jo only lives an hour away and she said she may not arrive until tea time, I will ring the landlord who promised to be here to let us in"
She was on her mobile outside the car for about 5 minutes and then got in, as a perfect lady I saw nothing.
"Bit of a problem, he thought we were coming tomorrow and has gone to the rugby match, will not be home till about 6. He did not take his mobile with him either, so his wife can not contact him, and she thinks he has the keys in his car"
I could not leave her on her own and anyway I had to take the suitcase back to her mum. I agreed that it would be better to stay the night so I rang Bev and told her not to expect me for lunch on Sunday, but I would arrive in time for tea to bring her home. I told Kelly that I had better find somewhere to stay the night, but she said that was silly there was room in her house, as two of the house mates were not coming until Monday.
She rang Jo to check it was okay, and also told her that there was no hurry coning to the house as they could not get in until 7. She said that Jo had no problem with me staying the night, and as she lived only an hour away, she would have her dinner at home and probably arrive about 8 o'clock.
So we had the afternoon to ourselves, Kelly said that she needed to go shopping and so we set out for the shopping centre. Kelly said she needed to buy some girly things and I realized that she wanted to be on her own. We agreed to meet up again at the KFC at 6 o'clock, so that we had something to eat. I wandered around the shopping centre and bought a tee shirt for Bev.
At 6 p.m. I went into KFC, Kelly was already there and we ordered a Chicken Fillet, Fries and a soft drink, Kelly had Coke, I had a Sprite and we went large. I paid for them as I know how tight money is for students.
Kelly said "I better tell you about Jo, I think that she is a Lesbian, though I may be wrong. She is small and her hair is normally cut in a tom boy style, but she is a good laugh"
With that her mobile phone rang, it was the landlord apologizing and saying he would be at the house in 5 minutes. We finished the meal and walked quickly to the house. When we got there the landlord had opened the door and was waiting for us.
We quickly unpacked the car, and Kelly said she would empty the white suitcase so that I could return it to her mum. As I took the case back to the car, a battered white car arrived and a person who I assumed was Jo, got out of the car. She was only 5ft tall, wearing a loose tee shirt and stone coloured cargo pants, which showed up her butt very well.
Kelly bounded out of the house and gave Jo a big hug and introduced me to Jo.
“ He is going to sleep on the couch tonight. Hope you have brought some food for to night and breakfast tomorrow, or do we have to go shopping? “
"No got enough to last us until Monday when the other 2 arrive, then we can all make a list of what we need and go to the supermarket".
We helped Jo unload the car and take all of her things into the house.
"I packed a couple of bottles of wine for tonight I do not feel like going to the pub and showing them my passport again"
"Don't they know you by now? I asked
"Oh yes but they like to annoy me and ask for I.D every time I go there"
Later on we all met in the lounge and drank the two bottles of wine, Kelly got hold of one of the bottles and was spinning it on the floor, after a few spins it stopped facing Jo, "Truth or dare" I said
" I did not know we were playing, but truth"
“I asked her if she prefer girls or boys”.
"Why do you ask?"
"Well Kelly said that you did not seem to react to the boys at university?"
"I definitely like boys, it is just that I have a boy friend at home and have been going out with him for 3 years, I also like older men, and he is about your age Fred"
Kelly spun the bottle again, it came to a stop opposite me, and Kelly said "Truth or Dare"
"Truth"
"Have you been trying to look up my skirt and if so why?"
"Ok I admit it I wanted to see if you wore underwear like your mum"
"That is gross, of course I do not, and I wear skimpy panties, which only just cover my pussy"
"Too much information "said Jo, spin the bottle again. It landed on Jo "Truth" she said
"What size trousers are those?"
"Actually they come from the children's section I save tax on clothes that way"
Kelly spun the bottle again, but before it stopped, Jo got up
"I am off to bed, I am really tired, see you in the morning Fred"
She left me and Kelly in the lounge, I decided that I needed to use the bathroom first
"I will have a wash and get ready for the night"
Kelly said she would get some blankets from her room to cover me up when I was asleep on the sofa.