About STRETCHupNher
Biography

Here's a lil something about me...8===D~~ I grew up in Vegas during the 60s-70s and still live there. I remember when the old RAT PACK was hanging out in the show rooms on the Strip, and I like the nostalgia of the town. I remember how lazy some a the gangster were in the 60s & 70s..? Like when it rained and it usually flooded in Vegas, (because of em lazy bums burying their victims in shallow graves on the out skirts of Vegas in dry wash beds, just cuz it was easy digging)... their victims bodies would wash back up in town. True story, maybe a week after the flood it would be on the local NEWS how some body's dog brought home some strangers old shoe with the foot still in side it or the cat lady down the streets cat drags a human hand through the kitchen, there could be up to a half dozen floaters ever flood season.

I have had a very interesting life living here in Las Vegas mainly because I stand only 4'3" tall, (YES I am a dwarf/midget/lil dude), and started out as a co-MC on stage working the audience & loosening up the gals that entered the weekly WET T-SHIRT contest for a lil Club called BOGIE'S NIGHT CLUB when I was 20yrs old, which use to be on the South end of the Vegas STRIP next door to the lil Hotel that had a glass window on the side of their swimming pool. From that I started doing Radio Station PROMO'S at various CLUB Grand openings, Station sponsored parties, character acting for some Vegas conventions, small parts in a couple movies...etc I also did automotive Heavy Collision repair & worked as a Fabrication/design engineer for 20 some yrs here in Vegas.

Now for the part you sweet ass ladies, sexy fkn sluts & Dirty lil whores have been waiting for...I am a TWISTED, SEX driven, NAUGHTY lil GNOME not equaled by any Barnum & Bailey circus side show. Women walk out my door in the morning either in shock & quivering or with a smile on their face humming that old circus tune for days after wards that goes like this : Doot doot doodle doodle doot doot doo doo (repeat). heeheeeeee...sssswwwiinnnnggg pop !

I am in to role playing, ropes, blind folds, ceiling eye bolts with bungee cords, sex in public places, KITTY TOY'S whatever's your pleasure even if I have to go up in ya clear to my fkn elbows, and of course my lil CAT-A-NINE TAILS I call me lil STINGY which has the sweetest lil sting to it when I crack it across your pretty lil pink ass baby... }:-]~

Well thats bout it for now, I may add more later so stay tuned...

Name:
Stretch Scroatum
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Aries
Relationship Status:
Single
Orientation:
Lesbian
Location:
Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Interests:
WOMEN, BOOBIES and more BOOBIES with a side of PINK SNAPPER .. }:-]~ Threesomes, sex in public places (which is pretty easy when you are only 4'3" tall), giving anal, eating pussy until I'm wet behind the fkn ears...Bikes, custom & classic cars, music, camping, strip clubs...and did I mention BOOBIES... lol
Favorite Books:
Tommy knockers, The WATCHERS, Dirk Pitt, Odd Thomas, By the Light of the Moon, Phantoms, Dragon Tears, One Door Away From Heaven, Velocity, Strangers, The Door To December, Whispers, Tick Tock, Night Chills, Relentless, The Good Guy, The Taking, The Face Of Fear, The Vision, The Bad Place, Shattered, Stephanie Plum series (One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Tree to get Deadly...etc,
Favorite Authors:
Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Clive Cussler, Louis L'Amour, Grisham, Janet Evanovich, Dale Brown and many many more I just can't think of em now...
Favorite Movies:
"THE BIG FISH" "GODFATHER" "BEETLEJUICE" "JUMPERS" "WANTED"
Favorite Music:
Blues, Rock, some Country & Classical: Stevie Ray Vaughan, RUSH, BOSTON, Aerosmith, Steppenwolf, Bob Seger, Steve Miller, BAD COMPANY, Lenard Skynyrd...etc
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Remembering where you were on 9-11-01.
Posted: 12 Sep 2013 03:30

I was at home having coffee and breakfast, had just sat back down when they broke in and said a small plane had hit one of the towers. Then watched as the second plane hit with shock, sadness & fear for those in the upper floors because I knew from the way fuel and debris blew out all sides of the building that they didn't have a chance. I get deeply sad & sickened to this day everytime I think of it. I will never forget it and how eerie it was for the first time in my life living in Vegas not seeing/hearing a constant flow of air traffic coming & going at McCarran Air Port which is only about 5-8 miles from where I live.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 07 Sep 2013 00:28

Top of the day/evening to all, hope your staying dry if ya need to be Anxious and wet if ya wanna be... b229 I had a hell of a day... My niece had her baby shower at my house today and with 20+ cackling hens & a 1/2 dozen lil ones running about the place you all are knowing I hid out in the back room until they cleared out... [-o<

Topic: Describe yourself in one word
Posted: 07 Sep 2013 00:09

Think PERSPICACITY

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 30 Jul 2013 23:28

In the immortal words of, Benny Hill, "I just love ladies with big 'appy-tits."

Life is good.

glasses8



Right-on Rumple...I use to stay up all night long watching Benny Hill. One of the best slap stick comics ever... Lfunny and with lots a clapping BOOBIES... boobieflash2 hello1 Sad about his passing though, he will be missed..

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 29 Jul 2013 04:00

Hey all! I'm new.. :) thought i'd introduce myself here! :)

Be gentle.. Hehe



GENTLE...??? dontknow I'll be Genitillia with ya darlin... dancenude

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 13 Jul 2013 20:34

Stret, welcome to Lush'a answer to the need for toxic waste dumps. We have a special on 'Old Muleshoe' whiskey, today. Care for a double-shot? Hope you find the 'friends' feature. Since no one around here would ever admit to being a friend of mine, I'm not sure about this but check out the intended friends profile. There's a spot where you can send messages, ask about being friends and all sort of related stuff.

Sharon, the Danish taste like cardboard 'cause they're new and way improved.

Scooter, you're okay. I don't care what everybody else keeps saying about you. ;)

glasses8

Pint Drunk cool Rump thanx for the drink...Yeah I saw that add friend button right after I was here...but ty

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 13 Jul 2013 20:34

Stret, welcome to Lush'a answer to the need for toxic waste dumps. We have a special on 'Old Muleshoe' whiskey, today. Care for a double-shot? Hope you find the 'friends' feature. Since no one around here would ever admit to being a friend of mine, I'm not sure about this but check out the intended friends profile. There's a spot where you can send messages, ask about being friends and all sort of related stuff.

Sharon, the Danish taste like cardboard 'cause they're new and way improved.

Scooter, you're okay. I don't care what everybody else keeps saying about you. ;)

glasses8

Pint Drunk cool Rump thanx for the drink...Yeah I saw that add friend button right after I was here...but ty

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 12 Jul 2013 23:21

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 12 Jul 2013 22:47

Hey gang I'm new here thought I'd stop in to wet my whistle...or is that to get my whistle wet...Hmmm ? Oh and thanx for the fresh danish me LadySharon Danishes and more... }:-]~

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 12 Jul 2013 22:47

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Lush
Posted: 01 Apr 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

STRETCHupNher
Posted: 07 Dec 2013 21:54
~*HAPPY*~*HOLIDAYS*~ to all my sexy sweet ass friend...
~*xoxox Stretch*~
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Posted: 28 Nov 2013 15:43
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