I don't have body conscious issues, but somewhere between light and dark is sensual. Daytime sex with the curtains drawn and candles flickering is 'kinda wierd' - I guess I like 'kinda wierd.'

Amersham!

His cock!

Yes, I do them so regularly, I can fire bananas!!

This thread is likely to make for a gripping read!

but if you're zoomed in you can't get all the links - it doesn't scroll - well not in chrome anyway

No, it doesn't in my browser either. It's a pain. I thought my screen was sticky again!

Men over 40 would see adverts for erectile dysfunction. And so on.
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Really? In my experience they've just 'ripened nicely' at 40!

And these are the things that vain idiots strive for....

Oooh! did you mean to quote me on this one sweetpea? IRL, I don't have false anything, and you're too cute! :-"

Fuck me!! - here you lot go again, arguing about your gun laws.

Is Lush really the right place where you all have such 'voices??'

Why don't you intelligent folk go do some good, and lobby your opinions where there are people who will really be able to make a difference. That ain't here.

.... but hey OMKN, we live in an age of 'false' don't we?

False eyelashes, hair extensions, tans, boobs, tats, nails, piercings, botox to name just a few.

So what's wrong with falsifying pics too? It's just part of the era we are living in.

Pink

The bookshop was just as Lance had described when he’d e mailed her directions, and the Oxford side-street offered the perfect setting for it. The sign above the door ‘ Books At Leisure’ was professionally hand-painted in bottle-green onto a white background above the window, and the two trimmed box-dwarf conifers at either side of the front door gave the shop a quaint, but chic feel to...

Added 06 Apr 2011 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.90 | Views 4,776 | 24 Comments

The pre-flight brief meeting had been straight forward enough — the usual crew introductions, safety awareness checks, in-flight service briefing, etc. Passenger numbers on the flight were confirmed: 174 travelling in Economy Class, seven in Business Class and only two flying First Class. Outward bound was from London-Heathrow to Bahrain, where the crew would have a 48-hour stopover...

Added 03 Feb 2011 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 18 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 3,802 | 16 Comments

I have always been a keen gardener, acquiring my love of horticulture and vegetable growing as a child, when I spent many a happy summer’s day at the family’s allotment watching my father and his friends cultivating, then invariably competing with each other, as to the size and beauty of their annual crop. Now I’m all grown up, I am delighted to have an allotment all of my own. It is my...

Added 05 Jul 2010 | Category Voyeur | Votes 41 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 10,600 | 28 Comments

The Potting Shed – Part 2 Life on the allotment, was never going to be the same for me, how could it be? James was there working alongside me every day, so naturally, we became close friends, with our love for horticulture and vegetable growing our common ground. But the sexual tension between us was hot and constant, neither of us bowing to it, but you could almost see the heat rising...

Added 09 Jul 2010 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 22 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 3,901 | 15 Comments

“Well to be honest Mr Simpkins, you are correct. We’re not like other recruitment agencies — and that’s exactly why we have such a high success rate. If you are seriously interested in the role, I’m afraid you will have to make the time to come into our office for the preliminary screening interview, there’s no way around it.” I held the phone away from my ear, and could feel myself...

Added 22 Feb 2011 | Category Spanking | Votes 49 | Avg Score 4.73 | Views 12,948 | 16 Comments

Aw Matt - I came to your office to see you , and you're not here !! You're never here any more, so boring - hmm, I'm so fucking horny too - what's a girl supposed to do! Mmmm, I know - I'll nose about a bit - So strutting around:- hmm, nothing's changed it seems, your desk, still a mess ! Your PC standing idle, where you keep your dirty dark secrets ! Running my finger across the top of...

Added 21 Aug 2010 | Category Masturbation | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.5 | Views 7,645 | 14 Comments

The spare room was dark and silent, it was my retreat from the seemingly constant snoring in my marital bed. It was 3am, and once again here I was longing for sleep, my own mind, seemingly my enemy sometimes, taking the opportunity of this quiet, undisturbed time to tease me, flitting from thought to thought, delving into what it seems every corner of my life and being. This was my...

Added 06 Jan 2011 | Category Masturbation | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 5,875 | 21 Comments

It had been a long night-flight back to Gatwick from Manila; over 13 hours airborne. And even though the crew were all exhausted as they disembarked from the crew bus back at base, somehow they managed to maintain their polished look. Sarah was no exception to this. Her smart navy uniform looked immaculate, as did her make-up, and blonde hair still twisted into a chignon, under her navy hat....

Added 02 Oct 2011 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 23 | Avg Score 4.90 | Views 6,703 | 17 Comments

‘You wanna buy a watch pretty girl ? Rolex, Cartier, Gucci – I give you best price.’ The young Thai market trader held out his wares and smiled. ‘Maybe you want designer handbag instead, I have ...........’ ‘We’ll have plenty of time for shopping tomorrow before we have to be at the airport, honey. I have other plans for tonight. Come on let’s go get a beer’ Steve took Abi’s hand and gave...

Added 20 Mar 2011 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 24 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 5,232 | 17 Comments

5 am, I can't sleep.. I'm snuggling up behind you, just wearing my silky bed slip, spooning you, pushing my body against yours to get your warmth against me. Feeling your body through the thin fabric. You're sleeping. Feeling my nipples harden, I slide my hand down your back, to your hip, over the top of your hip to your cock. Your body's not awake yet, your sex is so soft. I take it in...

Added 11 Feb 2011 | Category Love Poems | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 1,554 | 18 Comments