Forum posts made by swollen

Topic Morning Routine
Posted 18 Jun 2014 12:49

I have a special, very large cup from which I drink copious amounts of milky tea before I can even speak in the morning, let alone function with even half a brain cell. But ..... once I've had my tea, I'm well and truly 'up and at them!'

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 18 Jun 2014 12:37

Having baby smooth feet and perfectly manicured, naturally shiny, toe-nails.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 31 May 2014 13:34

Pub Grub!

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 07 May 2014 10:50

Bread, cheese with my old friend Lush ... Perfect !!

Topic Happy St. George's Day!
Posted 23 Apr 2014 10:47

Topic Uncut Cocks
Posted 15 Mar 2014 10:54

Check out my trophy shelf, the cut versions are definately prettier. However, it's not about the tool, it's about the user! :-)

Topic What gets you noticed?
Posted 02 Mar 2014 10:50

My natural warmth, and the fact that I smile at everyone!

Topic Who is the best fuck on Lush and why?
Posted 19 Feb 2014 14:47

It's me, isn't it?


Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 18 Feb 2014 16:37

Thinking of needing super-enforced shelf brackets!!!

Topic Would you consider LUSH to be a porn site?
Posted 18 Feb 2014 16:35

I can see how some would view Lush as a porn site, but it's really why you are here that determines it. For me, it's a chance to spread my wings a little and let my imagination take my creativity for a ride. I enjoy writing and interacting with other writers... exchanging feedback and growing with others that share my passions. I've also discovered some wonderful friends here who I can talk with about any subject. For me, Lush is a wonderful community of like minded people I can share with.

Want to share my bath bomb Mr Sit?? Hehee x

Topic Would you consider LUSH to be a porn site?
Posted 18 Feb 2014 12:37

All I ever wanted was a bath bomb!! Embarassed

Topic Older Men
Posted 29 Jan 2014 12:10

I don't think age is of huge relevance. To me great sex starts - and can even end - in the mind. If a guy can fire my sexual imagination, using his wit and intelligence, the physical act of orgasm is effectively easy to achieve, with or without his 'stiffy.' Unromantic maybe, but true.

So for me, No. 4 all the way.

Topic What is your best cure for headaches?
Posted 26 Jan 2014 12:17

Exercise in the fresh air - work up a good sweat, feel the burn and you will forget you ever had a headache in the first place.

Topic Your today's thought or message
Posted 23 Jan 2014 10:55

Topic do you believe in God?
Posted 23 Jan 2014 10:45

I keep an open mind on this one - IMO naive not to, after all no-one can be sure either way.

Topic strap-on sex for guys
Posted 11 Jan 2014 23:42

Let's get back on topic here guys.

My hub, who's certainly not gay or bi, would most undoubtedly love it if I produced a strap-on with his arse in mind. I haven't got one though, and don't intend to buy one - I have an anal plug that makes him squeak already! I think the attraction value, for him (and the very fact he let me do it in the first place) was for the experience. Subsequent to that, he just enjoys the element of carnal eroticism and the sensation of feeling 'full'.

From my 'research' most guys are inquisitive around this very subject. So why hold back? life's short!

Topic Is pubic hair making a comeback?
Posted 11 Jan 2014 23:13

Photo evidence please dontknow

Topic Is pubic hair making a comeback?
Posted 11 Jan 2014 11:18

Yes, I believe it is making a welcome comeback. *looks down*

Topic Fuck or Pass
Posted 11 Jan 2014 09:05


Topic Equestrian
Posted 27 Nov 2013 08:28

I love riding.

Topic Do people really fall in love on lush?
Posted 21 Nov 2013 14:08

Well let's put it this way: would you open up a joint bank account with your internet lover?

Funnily enough, I actually would! We might not be 'lovers' any more, but he remains one of my closest confidantes and friend, and I trust him 100%.

Topic Lush Marriage? Yes, No, Maybe, or just ridiculous?
Posted 14 Nov 2013 09:09

Lush weddings!!!! Jeez, if they were for real I'd have had more husbands than Liz Taylor! Still love 'em all though! :)

Topic What turns you on immediately ?
Posted 07 Nov 2013 00:17

Bedroom mirrors!

Topic Exposed - the sexiest thing a woman can wear
Posted 22 Oct 2013 10:24

Nude stockings - daytime.

Topic How many hours of sleep do you need?
Posted 10 Oct 2013 11:20

Nowhere near enough at the moment - think I could sleep for a month.

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 19 Sep 2013 14:20

Contentment - bloody, long-awaited contentment!

Topic Sleep or Sex?
Posted 17 Sep 2013 12:13

Sleep of course!

Topic The Food Style Thread
Posted 17 Sep 2013 11:11

We have had a bumper crop of soft fruit in the UK this year - and the autumn apples are just beginning to fall. My neighbours and I share home-grown produce throughout the year - I love it! My recipe for the weekend is steamed apple and blackberry pudding - here's an internet pic. sponge.jpg

I will post a pic of my own home-made version on Monday. Probably be unrocognisable, but hey - hopefully, it will taste as I imagine. x

PS ..... to add, I just adore it when things taste as I imagine !!

Topic Why so horny?
Posted 17 Sep 2013 10:41

I have a question just had 61st birthday, 1 week before I woke up with the sex drive of a 16 year old. All I want to do is watch porn, chase the wife of 28 years and jack off. Is this male menopause ?

No - it's fantastic! I hope my Hub is the same. x

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 14 Sep 2013 11:11