Forum posts made by swollen

Topic I LOVE THE NEW FEATURE!!!!!
Posted 14 May 2013 11:44



but if you're zoomed in you can't get all the links - it doesn't scroll - well not in chrome anyway

No, it doesn't in my browser either. It's a pain. I thought my screen was sticky again!

Topic Are Adult Sites Second Class Sites?
Posted 13 May 2013 11:55

Men over 40 would see adverts for erectile dysfunction. And so on.
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Really? In my experience they've just 'ripened nicely' at 40!

Topic Yeah you look ok... but your collarbones are too high
Posted 09 May 2013 12:54

And these are the things that vain idiots strive for....

Oooh! did you mean to quote me on this one sweetpea? IRL, I don't have false anything, and you're too cute! :-"

Topic Can "gun people" and "anti-gun people" ever come to the table together and talk
Posted 09 May 2013 12:44

Fuck me!! - here you lot go again, arguing about your gun laws.

Is Lush really the right place where you all have such 'voices??'

Why don't you intelligent folk go do some good, and lobby your opinions where there are people who will really be able to make a difference. That ain't here.

Topic Yeah you look ok... but your collarbones are too high
Posted 08 May 2013 12:22

.... but hey OMKN, we live in an age of 'false' don't we?

False eyelashes, hair extensions, tans, boobs, tats, nails, piercings, botox to name just a few.

So what's wrong with falsifying pics too? It's just part of the era we are living in.

Topic 50 Shades of?
Posted 08 May 2013 11:55

Pink

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 07 May 2013 05:48

Warmed

Topic How do you feel better after a bad day?
Posted 06 May 2013 12:58

Running with my fave music.

Topic Cumming difficulties
Posted 27 Apr 2013 23:50

A Lush friend of mine tells me he finds it virtually impossible to cum inside his wife's pussy. They're long-term married, he adores her and still finds her attractive, and although their love-making remains passionate, the only way he can cum is through masturbation when he withdraws from her. Not a very satisfactory ending.

Is this something you have ever experienced? Any ideas on why this may be happening, and any ideas on how to solve the problem please guys?

Topic Ever wanked with a girl's knickers wrapped around your cock?
Posted 26 Apr 2013 10:47



http://upload.lushstories.com/1119445258-White1.jpg

What a great way to start the weekend! Bad boy Mr Hart!

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 26 Apr 2013 00:33

Sweaty!

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 25 Apr 2013 10:18

Filthy

Topic What's the most F'd up thing you've ever seen with your own eyes?
Posted 21 Apr 2013 06:22

Glasgow

Oh gosh Alpha, that is sooo non PC, but it really made me laugh. X

As for me, well I once watched a young Thai 'dancer' firing peeled bananas at guys in a bar, out of her pussy! Try as I might since, I just can't perfect the art!! hehe x

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 18 Apr 2013 12:43

Smiling xx

Topic Rimming/ass licking.. Taboo?
Posted 18 Apr 2013 11:43

It's a no from me.

Topic Your Sexiest attention getter
Posted 18 Apr 2013 00:37

A black lace cat-suit from Ann Summers. It hooks all the way up the front, very sheer lace, but not completely see-through, and, it's crotchless! Totally filthy, I love it. Embarassed

Topic Offspring of Lushites
Posted 17 Apr 2013 11:57

Swol Lens ! Eeeek!!

Topic Are we getting too old??
Posted 16 Apr 2013 07:41

It's when you're introduced to someone new, and you can clearly remember what the Summer was like in the year they were born.

or

When you want to 'Mother' the 'nice young policeman' and your 'very clever young doctor.'

But, ...... in reality - we only 'get old' when we stop having fun. I'm not old!

Topic Electoral fraud!
Posted 15 Apr 2013 22:00

In so many countries we take our democracy and freedom for granted, as a given right, which of course it should be. Your post makes me so sad LF, keep resisting and keep raising awareness of the realities of what you and your fellow countrymen are going through. Prayers xx

Topic Getting pregnant in your 20s
Posted 15 Apr 2013 09:11

Imo - early 20's is the time to have fun, late 20's early 30's time to settle and breed, if you are so inclined. Leave it too late however, and the fun without them (and believe me you WILL look forward to it) has to be delayed. Worst thing in the world though - the thought of being without them. Wow! Does that make sense?

Topic Flying..who loves it, who is terrified of it
Posted 13 Apr 2013 08:33

Love, love, love it. Read my stories! Mile high club - so over-rated!

Topic bi sexual or bi curious?
Posted 13 Apr 2013 05:54

Lush has undoubtedly made me more bi-curious. Haven't taken the step of being with another woman, but one day and most probably in a MFF situation I will do. I think that makes me broad minded as opposed to bi-sexual.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 11 Apr 2013 23:40

Sensually buzzing.

Topic What do girls want to hear to be willing to chat?
Posted 11 Apr 2013 14:19

Be polite, articulate, subtly flirtatious but not overtly sexual. Most importantly, try to inject a bit of intelligent humour to your opening gambit. Then let the fun begin!

Topic Ever wanked with a girl's knickers wrapped around your cock?
Posted 08 Apr 2013 13:54



Now you are talking!

Dreaming maybe?

Topic RIP Margaret Thatcher
Posted 08 Apr 2013 11:08

She was a force for Women and for Great Britain. God rest.

Topic sunday sex do u plan any special style?
Posted 06 Apr 2013 22:49

CrazyD - you are sooo funny! X

I do plan a 'filther' for Mr Swollen today yes - details? ... in your dreams!! :-)

Topic Ever wanked with a girl's knickers wrapped around your cock?
Posted 05 Apr 2013 04:00

Yeah, but how about if the female slips out of her damp panties, and then proceeds to wank you with them wrapped around both your cock and HER hand? :-))

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 04 Apr 2013 22:48

Sore (too)

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 04 Apr 2013 12:57

Astounded!