Shadowboxer... Fiona Apple

Go hump somebody else's leg.

You sure you're eighteen?

Congratulations to ALL the participants. It was great fun to read all the imaginative, sexy entries. I kept saying to myself, "Hmm, wish I thought of that!" Congratulations especially to Annie and CurlyGirl. Truly amazing work and well deserved awards!

Sail... AWOLNATION

In some circles it's a euphemism for sex. :)
That usage I didn't need help with. :-)

Sorry for my ignorance but, what is this feature? Thanks.

Toks Olagundoye

http://upload.lushstories.com/505-toks dress.jpg

Quarters.

Beer: cold
Now that's funny.

Gideon tried to walk the straight and narrow path. He rose early for work each morning when there was work to be had. He did his best to busy himself with those things that decent people do. It’s not that trouble had never found Gideon. It had. In fact, trouble had been a constant if mostly unwelcome companion for nearly all his twenty seven years. He had designedly sought it out in...

Added 16 Jun 2013 | Category Reluctance

Hope crossed her arms tightly across her chest and stared out the conference room window. It was barely nine in the morning and the day was already shit. Sheets of rain pounded the thick glass loudly and the swirling storm clouds reflected her black mood. A gentle shiver vibrated through her body. She never seemed to feel completely dry when she was in Seattle. She never felt warm. Fifty...

Added 09 May 2013 | Category Reluctance | Votes 50 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 9,487 | 17 Comments

“Well, it’s over.” Roger Jones tossed his keys on the table near the door. “She doesn’t want to have anything to do with me anymore.” Roger slouched his way into the living room, hands in the pockets of his chinos. His roommate sat on the couch wearing a grey sweatshirt and a pair of plaid boxer shorts. “Sheila? Now there’s a shocker,” said Dennis between slurps of breakfast cereal. ...

Added 07 Apr 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 5,900 | 14 Comments

Fitz lay crossways on the bed, arms extended upward with a magazine in his hands. Too tired to read, he flipped through pages of advertisements and looked at pictures of refugees. It had been a tough week. Shit, it had been a tough year, he thought. Fucking clients, fucking auditors, fucking pissant bureaucrats… At least having a couple of beers with friends tonight had relaxed him. Becca...

Added 01 Apr 2013 | Category Wife Lovers | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,889 | 8 Comments

Thomas Flynn dropped his backpack and looked around as he walked into the third floor walkup. The sleeves of his flannel shirt were rolled halfway up his forearms and its tail draped over the seat of his jeans. “So this is your grandma’s place?” He heard a scuffle behind him and turned in time to catch a flying teenage girl in his arms. She wrapped her legs around his waist as she...

Added 13 Mar 2013 | Category Interracial | Votes 12 | Avg Score 4.83 | Views 3,288 | 8 Comments

I’ve never spoken to anyone about what happened that summer, the summer in Italy . Not Cathy, my closest friend. Certainly not my family, although I tried so, so many times to find the courage to tell my sister, thinking, hoping she might understand. But she wouldn’t. My husband? No. It would kill him. It would be the end of us. Not even him. My brother… there, I said it. My brother. God,...

Added 18 Feb 2013 | Category Incest | Votes 70 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 14,112 | 11 Comments

Matthew F. X. Fitzgerald’s morning erection hovered over the sink as he leaned against the vanity. A pair of brown eyes stared blankly back at him from the mirror. Blink. He popped the toothbrush into the brass holder and wandered down the hallway, trying to tuck his stiff joint back into the fly of his pajamas. Damn annoyance, he thought, a waste of good wood. He wondered what his wife...

Added 10 Feb 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 3,340 | 7 Comments

Jennifer’s new underwear made her feel sexy and confident. It was almost a shame that she would be expected to remove them before long. She could barely stand the mixture of anxiety and anticipation as the elevator rushed her to the twentieth floor. It had been exactly a week since her last visit to the grand hotel in Boston’s Back Bay. She arrived that evening as a naïve coed and left as...

Added 05 Feb 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 16 | Avg Score 4.81 | Views 3,111 | 3 Comments

Jennifer pushed her way through the big revolving doors, knowing she was about to have sex with a complete stranger. As instructed, she strode across the lavishly appointed lobby without stopping at the reception desk. That this was the same hotel she had stayed in with her parents when they brought her to visit the college, struck an ironic chord with her. Jennifer slowed down to admire...

Added 29 Jan 2013 | Category Interracial | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.76 | Views 6,244 | 5 Comments

We all remember our first time. It’s an important, if sometimes cringe-worthy, milestone on the road to adulthood. Our minds replay the scenes again and again, as if from an old, favorite film. Here is my story. The busy luncheonette adjoining the main concourse didn’t look too toxic. I dropped my duffle bag and slid onto a stool at the counter without anyone so much as looking at me. I...

Added 27 Jan 2013 | Category First Time | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 3,832 | 7 Comments