I dd get you this though, enjoy.

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Look, I'm sorry I forgot to wish you a happy birthday, but I did celebrate it.
I knew I should have wished you a happy one before I celebrated it.
I also forgot something else,;
To stop celebrating it!

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Woman, a mystery to men.

Ss really lives underground in the Sahara and is scared of water.

and to make her jealous,


http://www.youtube.com/embed/6FU0QwHqXO0

How to keep Bluepiglet entertained for hours and hours and hours and............


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Oh come on, we all know that this is the Lush style of exercise.

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AD really lives on the moon and eats space fleas.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/NHBYXtqmerY

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