Hey, glad you stopped by. Obviously, Tex Drifter is a pen name/alter-ego and not an actual person...(sorry to all you clown fetishists, but move on....you're fuckin' creepy)Anyway, long, anticlimactic story behind the clown, so I'll probably never tell you unless we become really good friends. On the other hand, I would love to talk/chat about almost anything else. I'm interested in finding other authors to bounce ideas around with and compare notes and criticisms. I like all kinds of work and all kinds of styles. I, like most writers, go through periods of creativity when the pages fly from my fingertips, as well as periods of downtime where I couldn't pull off writing a parking ticket....just the way it works so if you don't see anything for a while, no I didn't die, I just don't have anything to say at the moment.New to the site and hoping for feedback. Whether it's good or bad makes no difference. The bad feedback usually stings a little but also teaches more. I'm always looking for people with intelligent comments one way or the other.However, if the best you can pull off is something like, "hey why you no make him fuk her mouth good.." probably just fuck off, we got nothin' to talk about...Ok... that's it for now, hope to meet some of you and get to know each other.
Ahhhhh...now THERE'S a title of distinction! Wear it with pride! Amen brother...Author, writer, hack, or whatever else ya call it doesn't really matter. All that matters is whether you're getting what you want out of it or at least striving toward getting what you want. Personally, I just want the story Im writing to be better than the last one I wrote. I think people get caught up in competing with the wrong authors...the only competition you should worry about is your own previous work. But, then again, what the fuck do I know? I'm a half-assed hack dressed as a clown...prolly not the best source of advice...
Nah, I'm a hack...but at least I'm a decent hack...lol
In tenth grade... Hmmm... I know some girls mature quickly but maybe a pad would be better. More comfy for ya down there. I think you guys should listen to little Felix...he might actually be an expert in this one...look at his av, he kind of IS a little pussy, so he prolly has a clue what to put on one when it's all crampy and "not so fresh"....and his posts only support the hypothesis....oh, and y'all have a nice day!!!!
I'm thankful, someone up there is looking out for me. http://www.cuddleup-creations.net/thumbnail.asp?file=assets/images/patterpictures/cartoons/felixthecat/felixangel_thumbnail.jpg&maxx=150&maxy=0 Is that a bukkake funnel?.....
I have been with 35 women or so. A few overlapping and some bookending each other. Okay your turn. 35 huh?....Somebody please tell little Felix that just because you change hand lotions, it doesn't count as another conquest...
Cute little plaything
Lush....in appreciation for the charity Lush a couple posts up...is there such thing as a charity Lush?...is now!!!
Well, the sig is kinda cool, but I just ain't into cowboys....Flush him...sorry dude
I like being called "baby" Well, good morning baby... I have to agree with MJ... Dirty talk is perfected over a long, slow process of getting to know the partner. Otherwise, you are just shooting in the dark and likely will hit as many turn-offs as turn-ons...
So cold and lonely, My world was sleeping. A sweet but troubled Voice called out to me… She said… “Baby, I can’t sleep. My past, it haunts me. Please, will you come see Why it torments me? And, Baby don’t let Shadows consume me… Oh, Baby don’t let Lost hope define me… Baby, don’t let these Demons possess me!” So...
Added 14 Jan 2014 | Category Love Poems
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Hey, do you believe There just might be An ever after? Oh yeah, I don't too, Let's watch these fools Chase ever after... Just ignore their rules, We're way too cool For ever after... Come with me, let's play, Laugh when they say It's ever after... What? You like my smile? I dig your style, But, ever after? Ah, the things you say, I might just stay...
Added 15 Oct 2013 | Category Love Poems
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Chapter I Kelly stared silently at the spot of red carpet six inches from her nose. She waited motionless on elbows and knees, her chin turned downward. Her wrists and elbows were tightly wrapped with soft, white cotton rope. Her elbows hobbled with a short line to similar bindings around her knees, wrapped to her ankles. Not that she would dare move from her submissive position if...
Added 24 Sep 2013 | Category BDSM
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My eyes see through you While my heart is drawn to you, My soul drinks from you... My lips smile for you, Too many tears fall for you, Mourn this void in you... I sense good in you Through such bitter pain in you, Want the best for you... My eyes see through you, Witness raw vengeance in you, Feel the hate in you... Men fall hard for you, Need...
Added 19 Sep 2013 | Category Love Poems
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Chapter III I follow Tammy around the back of the bar and through a heavily scarred wooden door with a prominent “Employees Only” sign. Navigating empty beer cartons and stacks of liquor cases, I can’t help watching her perfect ass as it sways side to side with every step. She is wearing faded, ultra-short, cut-off jeans and a snug fitting, sleeveless white top that shows off...
Added 13 Sep 2013 | Category Straight Sex
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Her smile is captivating. Such a cliché. Something about it, though, penetrates the walls around my heart. She’s across the table from me, rambling about her last hike up to the waterfall between bites of nachos and slugs of iced tea…or is it something that happened at work? I don’t know. Can’t focus on what is being said. Green eyes sparkle with life as she barrels through the story I...
Added 11 Sep 2013 | Category Quickie Sex
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“Spread your legs,” my whispered command is barely audible as it rides passion-warmed breath to her ear. My hand on her thigh, I feel excited tension grip her body. With nervous hesitance, her legs part slightly. Her eyes question but her body responds nicely. I firmly massage the inner part of her thigh, just above the knee. My grip increases slightly, conveying subtle disregard for...
Added 28 Aug 2013 | Category Quickie Sex
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Stiletto heels and crimson lips, Luscious curves and molten hips, Ultra-smooth, inviting thighs, Temptation rides her whispered lies… Satin panties, trimmed in lace, Lonesome need paints her face, Unleashed desire brought to boil, Token love rewards her toil… Supple breasts beckon touch, Lost within her wanton clutch, Unquestioned need for carnal sin, Tawdry passion draws me in… Sheer...
Added 26 Aug 2013 | Category Love Poems
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Lately I don't know, Baby, what you want from me... After all this time, Tell me, why can't you see... We gave everything, Hey, we've done our best... But we're empty now, There's nothing left... So, hush little Baby, don'tcha cry, It's too late to talk this time... Hush now, Baby don't cry tonight, Don't really matter who's wrong or right... Hush little Baby, don'tcha cry, We're just...
Added 10 Aug 2013 | Category Love Poems
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Chapter II Fuck, it’s hot. The smashed fender is stubbornly resisting all efforts to pry it away from the rear tire. Sweat runs in small rivulets from my forehead, down my nose, then drips to the wavering pavement below. Feels a lot like a spider crawling on my face and I have to stop working, way too frequently, to wipe the tickle away. The crowbar slips and a nanosecond before my...
Added 06 Aug 2013 | Category Straight Sex
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