Forum posts made by todream65

I once tried an anti fungal lotion for athlete foot. The label also said it is effective for jock itch.....never again....

Mine's began with Judy Blume's books, then I sought out other books with sex descriptions in the city library. I even discovered many art and photography books has nudes in them, and went from there.

Laws of Oklahoma:

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

Whaling is illegal.

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.

No one may spit on a sidewalk.

In Clinton: Molesting an automobile is illegal.

In Oklahoma City: No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

In Tulsa: You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

In Wynona: One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.

In Yukon: While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.

-copied from a postcard printed by RealTime Products Inc.

I use L-Arginine regularly with good results. You'll still have to work the cock to get and keep maximum erections though.

I wonder how many of these are actually the real thing while the rest are models pretending...

Never was lucky to have one, yet. For the past 16 years my wife expects me in her bed.

I had a really good laugh from the elderly woman's comment from the Classy smokes a cigar story....Thanks for sharing your experiences there.

Naughty