Forum posts made by totem

Topic Is squirting gross or hot?
Posted 16 Jun 2014 16:54

I think squirting is hot, but I'll have to admit the first time was a little weird.

I didn't even know squirting existed. My wife brought one of her girlfriends home for a three-way. This was supposed to be a "gift" for me, because this girl was really into anal sex.

The three of us got into bed, and it wasn't long before Melanie was begging me to put it up her ass. I was fucking her ass for maybe thirty seconds when she let out a wail, and shot hot liquid all over my thighs. I was stunned. I thought she'd pissed on me!

At that moment, she looked over her shoulder at me and grinned, "Did you FEEL that?"

"Gross!" was my first thought. "She peed on me and she's PROUD of it!"

Well, I was young and stupid back then. I have since figured out what squirting is, and I've learned to enjoy it.

Topic Peeing on Guys/Golden shower etc...?
Posted 31 Mar 2011 19:47

I have peed on guys, peed on girls, and been peed on by guys and girls.

Not really my thing, but, when my partner specifically requests to either pee or be peed on, I see no reason not to go along.

Topic If you click on this thread, you have to post
Posted 17 Sep 2010 19:31

Just finished reporting on something weird that happened a few days back. Read "Onward, Christian Voyeurs" in the "Voyeur" stories section if you want to hear all about it.

I love chatting on Lush while my wife sucks my cock at the same time. It is amazing.

Topic Porn vs real life
Posted 13 May 2009 16:39

Good point, Loislane.

I have never spat into a woman's vagina, but I have slapped a woman in the face with my penis ... at her request. When my sex partner specifically and emphatically asks me to do something, I do it. Now, a lot of people (me included) would say "That's weird, that's disrespectful, that's abusive ..." and so on, but how weird/disrespectful/abusive is it when you are honoring a request?

Porn vs. Real Life: Watching pornography to learn about sex and relationships is like watching "The Flintstones" to learn about dinosaurs. For informed adults who are seeking stimulation or entertainment, you're going to get it. For the uninformed who are seeking information, you are looking in the wrong place.
The sex you see in porno is rarely fun or comfortable or practical in real life. The sex you see in porno is visually interesting.

I like porn. I watch my share of it. But it needs a disclaimer at the bottom: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ACTUAL RELATIONSHIPS or possibly that old stand-by PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.